#secondwife

Now  that  gets  a  light  chuckle  out  of  him.  ❝Tell  me  dear,  where  did  you  learn  to  cook?  You  have  excellent  skills.❞  

❛ for real! why pay 70$ for a titty holder when i know 100k plus people who would hold my tits for free. ❜ 

She had lost Adam. Many of her sisters all in the failed Extermination upon Hell and the hazbin hotel. All she had left now was Adam's halo and a burning desire for justice which far outside her grasp for now. She had all but fallen from Heaven's grace and the only person she hoped to turn to in Hell was Eve. Adam's second wife.

YIPPIE

Firstly, Dottie and Agnes. I’m gonna start out by saying that I think if there’s anyone who would be like, “yeah I’m bisexual but I’m not worrying about that right now it would be her”

Her bulimia and insecurities are totally separate from it, when she divorces Sterling (name for Mr Trophywife) and has some time to think she’s kind of just like “oh, ok”

She and Agnes both have a taste for the finer things in life in another life they would make wonderful dual income no kids rich aunties, besides the fact they’re not good with kids like at all LOL

I think seeing how Agnes’ trauma effects her so intensely would honestly scare her a little but they could relate to each other with the feeling of not feeling really at home within their own bodies, neither has to necessarily UNLEARN being their judgmental selves but they have more of an understanding of when it’s ok to be vulnerable and open.

Dottie x Arielle (name for Ms. Secondopinionson by @sinvilles ) functions under a similar concept. Also operates under the headcanon that Arielle is a trans woman.

For those two I think Dot would be so fascinated by the concept of someone wanting to BE a woman, like in her ignorance and all they too can bond. Arielle’s changes to her body was healthy and helped her love it more which is an option Dottie wouldn’t have been in a position to consider in her marriage with Sterling.