#sdfjak

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-

okay

so, i understand and absolutely accept your love for fluffy logeit (i mean… yeh it can definitely be cute if we dialed down deceit’s general trashiness a bit-) but i personally can’t get reallyyy into soft deceit ships for reasons jdkf;

again i’m like

super okay with you bein’ into it cuz like you like it and it’s cute and you know what follow your dreams vanna

but 

yes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GODDDDD

Cassandra!!!!

oh no. but cassandra brings truth and...? that’s bad? that’s...she destroys the inspiration? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON

but i’d love to see laura and cassandra commune :3

but also why the fuck did ananke not tell the gods their origin story? like, put it all in perspective, tell them their PURPOSE

ok but is baphomet gonna kill cassandra? set up by ananke like, if she’s supposed to keep the gods alive and help em, she’s doing a poor fucking job of it. Sounds like she’s the darkness herself

god cassandra’s god outfit looks good on her

AGHGGHH SHE’S GONNA DIE NOOOOOO

like, ananke literally set baphomet up to kill the other gods, so she could then murder him ‘legitimately’

wow I hadn’t expected baphomet to actually go kill kill kill

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAURA

WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAURA (WHAT THE FUCK AHHAHGHDGHDHHF I LOVED HER WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE KEEP KILLING EVERYONE I LOVE)

SyFy is really creating some good series? The Expanse and now Van Helsing?

i think my new measure for a good series is: the white straight male main character is super likeable and I like him very much.

mostly because they can be so FUCKING annoying.

but everything about this....it’s such a good premise ? just bash vampires and the explosion of yellowstone together. well-executed as hell.

and the characters? damn. good stuff.

NOW PLEASE PLEASE they’ve figured out the cure let the Doc be fixed. Don’t get the stupid, oh we know the cure but now we’re not getting teh two episode payoff. HEAL THE DOC!!!

WHERE IS DYLAN LET DYLAN BE SAFE!!!

and it’s grim as FUCK but i trust for it to be satisfying, and not needlessly and stupidly aggravating to make a point about how life is brutal and death quick.