#scrota

give a whole new meaning to cracking open a cold one with the boys (and by 'the boys' i mean "genuine kangaroo scrotum" of course)

[image description : a metal bottle cap opener with a handle shaped like a pair of testicles covered in a light tan fur. there is a leather pouch next to it that has a drawing of a kangaroo and the inscription GENUINE KANGAROO SCROTUM. /end description]

Apparently, there are books out there bound with human skin. Of course, my mind having been poisoned by the sick minds in Hollywood, I immediately thought of serial killers. But apparently this is something doctors used to do occasionally with the skin of people who died of natural causes. It reminded me of the story about the doctor who kept Einstein’s eyes. It seems wrong by modern standards,…