#chimeracon

“She DOES like cats, but we spent the entire session trying not to say ‘pussy’!” “Are you talking about a ChimeraCon or just last week?”

“Aren’t you a bit short for Batman? I mean, he gave me this look, and I said I’m sorry, but you’d come back a bit taller, wouldn’t you? – I can’t believe I recounted that. It’s a story that does not come out well.” “Many stories are like that.” “Probably most stories that don’t come out well start with ‘one time at ChimeraCon at five in the morning’.”

“It was definitely the best paid mission we’ve ever done, but it’s still the shittest.”

“Micky’s perfectly fine in this round.” “Damn that alcohol; I should’ve got wasted.”

“That sounds hilarious enough to work; let’s try it.”

“You get into space. I’ll make it, ‘cause I’m fucking badass.”

“How well do you know Micky?” “I have no idea who he is.” “Actually, he’s the captain. He might want to go down with his ship.” “Good point!” (drops Micky on the floor)