Shit Roleplayers Say

We may have dropped a mountain on him.

I surf the door.

Trying to bring Ragnarok early?

What's a pussy button?

Oh no, there are Skrull in my cardboard box. What should I do??

Are you just stealing everything??

I send a spy to do a warrior's job, and the spy doesn't spy.

See the uniform? I'm with Hammer Tech.

Player 2: I don't like her. Player 1: Why? Because she's cheating on you with the Litch?

All the more reason to go 'he's not human'.

Looting and pillaging is still a crime! Not in times of war.

I've never heard 'Of the Best Kind'.

The only reason I don't understand your computers is because it's primitive to me.

Look at that moustache. It's how you know he's a deity.

I just have solid bricks of gold. Poverty, my ass.

The Dark Master thinks you're attractive.

We're Space Police. Ego didn't need a brain. That would be evil.