POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN SENTENCE STARTERS
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“i bite at the hand that feeds me slap at the face that eats me” “[name] attracted violent men. strangely she had a way of making the violence seem like it was their idea” “the three of them had two things in common, violence and perfume.” “mhmmmm this one here smells great” “she couldn't have been that crazy, i dont think so” “she put her poodle one time in a microwave oven” “they were both found dead she must have been out of her head” “here it is there's my favorite perfume we've been looking for everywhere” “why don't you buy one for me too and ill meet you at the door” “how do i meet the strangest men they always seem to find me” “remember that time way back when i kissed a guy who ate his woman friends” “we met before?” “we wont see him anymore” “who knows how some people turn to strange ones. Is it up to me to make them into dead ones?” “[name] longed for that sexual scent that smells like home” “he had used so many masks to disguise himself that he had forgotten who he was, who he'd known.” “there's a strange looking man at my door” “you have two choices. one, i will eat you now, or two, i will cut your arms and legs off one by one and eat them slowly” “Love shouldn’t cost an arm and a leg” “You smell so good the sweetest flower of all” “Have there been others?”
















