SCP-Confidential: Dr. Anya Phalanx
*This is a work of fanfic and not considered canon*
Name: Phalanx, Anya
Clearance: Level 5
Personnel Classification: Site Director, Site-000
Age: 29 [REDACTED] [Under Threat of Bodily Harm]
Ethnicity: South Asian, Indian
Relatives:
Mother & Father
speculated to be part of a less radical sect of G.O.I.: Serpents Hand
Whereabouts: Unknown
Possession of anomalous abilities: Unknown
Younger Brother
Pending member of G.O.I.: Gamers Against Weed
Whereabouts: Currently mapping the multi-verse
Possession of anomalous abilities: Technopathy, multiverse-hoper
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Personnel File: Dr. Anya Phalanx has been shown to be focused and near-obsessive while at her work, even forgetting to eat and sleep; off work, her personality becomes completely polarized, showing the same level of carelessness and unpredictability the same level as Dr. Bright. She has also shown great empathy and compassion to SCP’s, especially to SCP-5050.
Dr. Phalanx was inducted into Foundation when she made contact with one of our agents and showed proof that she knew of the foundation's existence. She was brought in for questioning and was later offered a job as a Site Director for an experimental open-air containment facility designated Site-000; this was a direct order by O5 command.
Note: Why O5 command gave the order is unknown, and highly unusual; seeing as the decision to hire Ms. Phalanx had no important impact on the foundation what so ever.
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{Security_Footage: █/█/██ Wednsday}
<Phalanx walks in and is greeted by Foundation agent working the counter>
Agent: Welcome to Wendys, would you like to try our limited time specials?
Phalanx: Not today, I just need to speak to your manager.
Agent: I’m sorry ma'am, the manager isn’t in today if you have a complaint, please feel free to go to our website and-
Phalanx: Not that manager.
<Phalanx pulled out a Foundation ID badge of ████, currently MIA and handed it towards the agent>
Phalanx: I would like to speak to your manager, it’s important that I do.
Agent: Uh... Please wait while I call management.
Anya Phalanx: It’s fine, call “management”, I’ll be waiting.
<The agent contacted Foundation personnel to extract Phalanx and bring her to [REDACTED] for questioning>
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Interviewee: Anya Phalanx
Interviewer: Agent ████
Foreward: Initial interrogation/interview on how Ms. Phalanx discovered the foundation, and how she was able to obtain foundation property. [Part/audio have been cut/deleted by direct order of O5 command]
<Begin Log>
Anya Phalanx: So... Got any snacks? I’m Kinda hungry.
Agent ████: I’m afraid not Ms. Phalanx, so if you wouldn’t mind telling me, wha-?
Anya Phalanx: You want to know how much do I know about the SCP Foundation right? And Please call me Anya.
Agent ████: Uh... Alright Anya, if you already know the question, then you know we want to hear the answers, for your sake.
Anya Phalanx: Alright, I want one thing first!
Agent ████: And what is that one thing?
Anya Phalanx: I want a job.
Agent ████: Excuse me!?
Anya Phalanx: You heard me.
Agent ████: A-Alright, as long as you’ll tell me what you know.
Anya Phalanx: Great, so if I remember correctly the foundation was created by [REDACTED] after the discovery of [REDACTED], which was designated the first SCP, although this may not be the original foundation since humanity did die a few times but was brought back due to the SCP-[REDACTED]. And don’t even get me started on the fact that you have no idea which [REDACTED] is actually the first or the fact that the O5 has [REDACTED] that it’s-
Agent ████: Stop, stop! most of what you just said is already above my clearance level, look just wait here and you’ll get your job interview underway-.
Anya Phalanx: Oh, sorry I know you were just gonna send me to D-Class so I’m not waiting, and when I said I wanted a job I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to them.
Agent ████: Wha-what, a-are y~ou- *Agent ████ was rendered unconscious*
Anya Phalanx: Alright, now that they’re unconscious that just leaves you guys and me, so great and might O5 how about we have a little chat, and if you think you can just get rid of me: latitude [Data Expunged], longitude [Data Expunged], so now that you know I have leverage, Lets talk.
*File Expunged by direct order of O5 command*
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Note: Ms. Phalanx had been hired as a doctor and Site Director of Site-000 and is free to do with the site as she pleases, what she’s a doctor of is under speculation.
