#scottremy

do we think theyre in love?

remy being the worst boyfriend in the world bc he always makes fun of scott for whatever silly thing scott’s doing

scott being allergic to cats and at first staying away from them but here’s the thing- even if ur allergic u can’t just.. not pet cats

scott’s favorite cat is oliver

their relationship being sort of a fling at first

scott realizes it’s more than that when remy takes a hit for him in a fight

cue emotional conversation that should be awkward for them both but it really isn’t

scott feels really lucky to be with remy ok i can’t stress this enough. like anyone would die to have remy and scott, the nerdiest most pathetic etc. guy, ends up with him

remy actually feels the same bc everyone appreciates scott behind scott’s back - no one would ever tell him they need him to lead the team, but they do - and that makes remy feel a okay

Who steals the whole fucking blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other without any? scott tbh he’s always getting sick or smth so they have a million blankets and he takes them all

Which one is always stubbing their toe and screaming about it? remy

Who crashed a car and made the other pick them up at 3AM? BOTH..... remy is colorblind and scott sees only in red neither of them should fucking be driving

Which one is the lightweight that needs to be watched over at all costs? god this is scott he has 2 shots and he’s gone lmao remy can hold his drink

Which one likes to get up in the middle of the night and (loudly) make themselves a snack? remy

Who is always suggesting they get another pet? “REMY YOU KNOW I’M ALLERGIC TO CATS”“yeah but i-”“YOU HAVE THREE CATS. WE LIVE TOGETHER.”

Who drinks straight up black coffee and teases the other for their overly-flavored Starbucks? scott takes his coffee black and remy gets passion tea lemonade with extra sweetner

Which one insists upon buying unheard-of health foods? scott that vegetarian piece of shit

Which one would run through a busy street just to pet a small dog? “remy look” “whjat” “LOOK” “scott you know i’m a cat pers-” “listen you bitch if i have to deal with you and your damn cats every fuckin day you can look at one damn ass tiny dog”