those otp questions with scottremy
Who steals the whole fucking blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other without any? scott tbh he’s always getting sick or smth so they have a million blankets and he takes them all
Which one is always stubbing their toe and screaming about it? remy
Who crashed a car and made the other pick them up at 3AM? BOTH..... remy is colorblind and scott sees only in red neither of them should fucking be driving
Which one is the lightweight that needs to be watched over at all costs? god this is scott he has 2 shots and he’s gone lmao remy can hold his drink
Which one likes to get up in the middle of the night and (loudly) make themselves a snack? remy
Who is always suggesting they get another pet? “REMY YOU KNOW I’M ALLERGIC TO CATS”“yeah but i-”“YOU HAVE THREE CATS. WE LIVE TOGETHER.”
Who drinks straight up black coffee and teases the other for their overly-flavored Starbucks? scott takes his coffee black and remy gets passion tea lemonade with extra sweetner
Which one insists upon buying unheard-of health foods? scott that vegetarian piece of shit
Which one would run through a busy street just to pet a small dog? “remy look” “whjat” “LOOK” “scott you know i’m a cat pers-” “listen you bitch if i have to deal with you and your damn cats every fuckin day you can look at one damn ass tiny dog”
Which one always mispronounces words and gets constantly corrected by the other for it? scott trying to learn french
