#schwarbage

favorite thing about them

I like watching a dude face consequences for his shitty actions and also then become less shitty through his relationships with other people. The unique bond between lesbians and asshole fictional men.

least favorite thing about them

hey guy hey guy my man my dude can you not take women to porn theaters when they don’t want to go can you do that for me buddy

favorite line

everything guy ever said left my head as soon as I got this ask so we’ll go with the classic “That’s right, baby girl. I’m the crazy one.”

brOTP

kilowog? John? Ted? Tora? Arisia? Diana? It depends on the day. Lately I’m grumpy about how all of Guy & Diana’s relationship development got thrown out in the 2000s so let’s go with that

OTP

I’m fond of a lot of guy ships but there’s no one I’m like super into. I think he’s still got some shit to figure out before he’s settling down, ya know?

nOTP

Guybats? Guyhal? One of the two

random headcanon

I think he’s a little bit of a lit nerd. No one can ever know.

unpopular opinion

people have such wildly varying guy takes that anything you say is unpopular to somebody. I don’t find his relationship with Kyle interesting.

song i associate with them

lemon boy by cavetown is my guytora song

favorite picture of them

some of us still sort of exist here, in a half-assed way

Can you imagine grabbing your phone to do simple math at a dnd game?

I mean, my mental math abilities are horrible, so yes.

What I can’t imagine is ever being able to gain a real understanding of why maths more complicated than basic arithmetic work, and how to use them to solve problems, if my only understanding of the most basic, foundational maths were “push calculator buttons”.

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Surely bisexual should be two swords, for double weilding