#schrodinger hellsing

Yay furry!!

And also this outcast

maybe dating hcs, both sfw and nsfw

bae.... I GOTCHUUUUUUU, i tried to make this as gender neutral as possible so everyone feels included !

SFW

Believe it or not i think if he'd ever love someone it'd be hard because he's a little shit and also once he's inlove, he'd be borderline obsessed with them

I think he'd kinda be a yandere ? but like the sadistic type and also the kind that likes to get on your nerves just to see how you'll react, making mocking comments, downright degrading you sometimes just for fun

PET HIM. but only when he wants to. That's the rule. you can't do it unless he allows you to or he'll huff and puff mockingly about being treated like a housepet and then go on a rant about how you don't love him blah blah blah.. just yapping your ear off to annoy you.

He'd loooove cuddling. Cats love warmth so best believe in winter, he's always in your bed. Doesn't matter if he's the big spoon or little spoon (though I think he'd prefer being little) he just wants to bask in your warmth and smell as he 'sleeps'

Also ! be prepared to have your thighs kneaded when he can. For the 'ass, tits or thighs' debate, I genuinely think he'd be an everything kinda guy. I won't explain why but if you get it, you get it.

I feel like he'd be a picky eater on purpose. Once again, just to be a little shit.

He's not the best at comfort but for example, if you were feeling unwell like sick or on periods if biologically must endure that pain, then he'd do his best to cheer you up. Teleporting away and then suddenly appearing with tons of snacks, medecine, heating pads and dvd's of terrible german movies with no subtitles. He'll yap through the whole film anyway so who cares.

He'd love to give kisses ! He wants to embarrass you till your face turns red. Even if it means peeking down your shirt, lifting your skirt (if you wear one) discreetly or just trying to LOUDLY guess which pair of underwear you're wearing

NSFW

Okay.. I feel like he'd have a huge oral fixation, as i've said before. So he's definetly a munch. Doesn't matter if you have a dick or a clit, boy WILL eat that thing and sometimes even nibble on it, spit on it as well

I feel like he'd love degrading you and humiliating you. There's just something about the situation that arouses him

by the way, just because he's a short catboy doesn't mean he's a bottom. At best, he's a switch. Though he definetly whimpers and curses in german when he's close to cumming

BREEDING KINK. I keep replaying the scene where he says to Seras that they'd have beautiful kids. Whether it was to embarrass her, joke around or if he meant it, I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD >.< so yes.. he'd never wear a condom either because he's a jerk and would just keep creampieing u until you break with the additional hopes that you'd get pregnant even if it would be biologically impossible.

Bite marks, hickeys, scratch marks.. you're not leaving the bedroom without at least a mark that Schrodinger was around. He bites super hard too I think, just so he knows that you'll struggle hiding the mark the next day..

Praise him ? pretty please ?

I dont remember the name but, if he REALLY must cum elsewhere than inside you, then he'd love to cum on your tummy or chest, his tail wagging happily at the sight.

If you have breasts bro ur not escaping the lactation kink. He'd squeeze and suck on your breasts so hard until they become sore and a little red

YAYYY HOPE U LIKED IT 🥺🥺🥺 i love writing for him its so fun.