#school disco

Having supported the likes of Wolf Alice, Froth, Lime Garden and Frankie and the Witch Fingers, School Disco are back with a brand spanking new release the form of ‘Denton Rock’. The album comes preceded by the first teaser single ‘Feelings Coming’ that boasts gruesome imagery of a tripophobic nature, gritty instrumentals and energetic guitar lines. Vocals akin to Ian Curtis of Joy Division fame…

going home and then coming back after tea in the dark in your home clothes

seriously why does wearing non-uniform feel so naughty when you’re 8

SEQUINS

someone’s wearing glitter. that’s their outfit

chasing disco lights round the hall

laughing at the dancing of the 1 teacher who turns up

you’re only here for the cha cha slide

100 different interpretations of ‘cha cha real smooth’

1 person who can do the splits and does so in every song

you either know the macarena or you... don’t

the conga comes on and suddenly the entire hall is one entity

that one person who holds your waist instead of your shoulders

getting yeeted off the conga line by the overenthusiastic child in front

getting hit in the face with parma violets

actually forget the cha cha slide you’re here to be hit in the face by sweets at regular intervals

sherbet straws. one colour is better than the others. good luck finding it in the dark

trying to dance and barter sweets at the same time

who you take as a partner is VERY IMPORTANT

esPECIALLY for summer nights

linking arms with someone for cotton eyed joe

having to dance in a three because there’s drama going down in your friendship group

you think you know the lyrics to every song. you do not

square dancing. 5,6,7,8

someone fell over reaching for the stars

hey baby’s on that means it’s almost over :(