#schlattza

hexxit homies breakup arc 💔

also expect more of these kinda pieces

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I think the answer is fairly obvious BUT HOLY SHIT I DID LIKE A TIER RANKING OF ALL THE DSMP SHIPS FOR A SECOND TIME AND I HAD A WHOLE “there’s something there” TIER AND THATS WHERE ALL MY NEW RAREPAIRS ARE COMING FROM

the tier btw if anyone was curious I would love to hear asks about my demented thoughts about any of them

ANYWAYS

honestly Schlattza came to me in a vision down from above I don’t even really care about these characters but like holds your hand. The vision. The vision.

I yapped for like 2 hours alone in my house about them and it kind of just revolved around Phil being one of the few people to give Schlatt the time of day with no strings attached I guess??? Again I barely know anything about these characters im pulling this out of my ass

like there’s all the comparisons about Tommy’s grave to Wilbur’s grave but what about Wilbur’s grave to Schlatt’s. He died and there was really, truly no one who was grief stricken over it. He died alone, even surrounded by peers. It was probably incredibly embarrassing honestly.

And the schlattza agenda in my head is like what if someone did actually grieve him. Phil’s a griever by heart, truly. And they’ve somehow met before and not at all. Anyways im sick their dynamic is truly a tragic one for the ages

“Feeling holy yet Phil?”

There's a lot of opportunities if you know when to take them...

[The Hexit Homos- I mean- Hexxit Homies...Yeah]

Crowfather/villain!Phil deciding to torment/corrupt local priest Schlatt, only to discover that oh, fuck, Father Fragrance is a lot more fucked up than he appears– maybe even more than him

Schlatt weaves his web, the predator becomes the prey, maybe they will become partners in crime, maybe Phil will get eaten alive…?

Rating: Explicit

Fandom: Dream SMP

Relationship: Jschlatt/Phil Watson | Philza

Tags: Dom/sub, Spanking, Choking, Daddy Kink, Praise Kink, Humiliation kink, Trans Phil Watson | Philza, Dom Phil Watson | Philza, Sub Top Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Mean Phil Watson | Philza, Yeah Also Praise Kink, he contains multitudes, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Honor Bondage, Vaginal Sex, Pet Names, Bottom Phil Watson | Philza, Subspace, Misgendering Kink, In a force-fem kind of way

Summary: Schlatt wordlessly approached and folded himself into a kneel at the feet of the smaller man. His head still came to mid-chest on Philza, and Philza’s hands were cool as they fastened leather around his neck. He could feel a slight pressure against his windpipe when he swallowed, and fuck, if that wasn’t making the bottom of his brain just fall right out. He stared at the far wall without seeing it, feeling Phil’s hands stroke his hair and cup his chin.

“Now,” Phil said from somewhere above him. “Do you think you’ll be putting on the maid dress today and getting this fuckin’ place clean, or is it time to talk about last week?”

Shit, he was already hard. “I wasn’t that drunk last week, it was fine,” Schlatt started. “You overreacted, it was—”

OR: it has fallen to Phil to dom Schlatt into being normal

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