Mar 27, 2018
Strange things I’ve heard at school:
- “I’m so good at pick-pocketing, I can pic-pocket your virginity.”
- Person A: Can you please take my mask off now?”
Person B: “If he wants to be a furry, let him be a furry. Let him express himself in whatever way he chooses. We don’t judge you because of our cheese fetich Michael!”
- Person A: “We had Mr Smith today for History-”
Person B: “Mr who?”
Person A: “The gay pirate-”
Person B: “Oh! Right. Continue.”
- Teacher: “We all make choices every day of our lives. For example, what did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Student who isn’t paying attention and is having their own private conversation: “WEED.”
