#scatteredheroes

“Martin,” Jon says, sounding scandalized and a bit breathless. “I trusted you!”

Martin’s hands, still on Jon’s sides from where he’d been tickling him a moment before, press down ever so gently. “Sorry,” Martin says, sounding not remotely sorry at all. “I just- I couldn’t resist.”

Jon’s scowl is rather like that of a cat whose favorite armchair has been stolen.

Martin laughs, just once, before moving his hands down to Jon’s hips and pulling him slightly closer to him. “Sorry,” he repeats, fondness dripping from his voice like honey. “You just... you get this little crinkle on your nose when you laugh, right here--”

Martin presses a quick kiss to Jon’s nose.

“--and it’s really quite adorable.”

Jon makes a disgruntled noise. “I am not,“ he says firmly, “nor have I ever been adorable.”

“Okay, not true,” Martin says casually before sliding his hands back up to Jon’s sides and tickling him again.

Jon’s laughter rings through the safehouse, like bells and birdsong and every lovely sound Martin can think of. “Martin,” he says, and Martin has a few seconds to enjoy the small wrinkle on Jon’s nose before Jon rests his forehead on Martin’s shoulder, little bubbles of laughter escaping him even after Martin’s hands still and return to Jon’s hips.

“See?” Martin says, the affection curling within him making him a bit giddy. “Adorable.”

“You’re a menace,” Jon says into the fabric of Martin’s jumper. “A cruel and unjust boyfriend.” Jon raises his head, his lips curled in a pout. It lasts only a moment before his mouth folds into a smile, warm and uninhibited and breathtakingly beautiful. “What on Earth am I going to do with you?”

Martin hums and opens his mouth to speak, but whatever he’d been about to say is swallowed by a giggle as Jon moves his hands to Martin’s sides and tickles him with a vengeance.

i absolutely will. regis is probably my favorite character of the witcher universe and i think his generally convivial yet contemplative personality complements geralt’s bluntness and obstinacy so well.

even if you look at their relationship as purely platonic, the juxtaposition of geralt hunting monsters for living and regis belonging into said group of monsters and them still occasionally hitting a bottle together is such a delight.

i have so much love for their dynamic in tw3, i couldn’t actually bring myself to continue playing after finishing blood and wine since the end scene is the last place where you’ll ever see regis before he dematerializes out of existence.

with that being said, cdpr did him so dirty with his character design. i had to go out of my way to mod him in my death march round. such shame

*rubs my rude lil hands together* ohhhh don’t mind if I dooooo

my otp: Elias/my boot on his face. no actually make that Martin’s boot on his face. also Elias/Peter is objectively really funny

my notp: Elias/his favorite strawberry frapp that he can no longer get now that it’s the apocalypse :)

my brotp: Elias & this cool knife I found

how i picture them:

my favorite fan art:

(that pic is from here!)

my favorite quote: “Hello Jon. Apologies for the decep

my favorite episode ft. them: MAG 200 where he will, presumably, be dead

what song i associate with them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxmnXszTm2w

headcanons: I’m gonna steal @danistoker‘s hilarious joke:

my opinion: garbage boy stinkman belongs in the toilet

send me a word and i'll reply with a sentence in my wip that contains that word!

love

It doesn’t matter that Martin’s been writing it for them—his half-hearted attempt at a love poem, one that he’s been too embarrassed to even try writing down.

worms

my wip is worm-free! but, just for fun....

wasps

“Hey, figs are good. I stand by that.”

thank you sm!

my otp: Tim/Sasha.....we could’ve had it allllll

my notp: Tim/being sploded by a bomb

my brotp: Tim & Jon, I’m sad they were angry with each other near the end :(

how i picture them: it’s literally just how bradbradleyart draws him, lmao, see the next question

my favorite fan art: this one of timsasha is so cute

my favorite quote: “You either kill me, or fuck. Off.” ok KING

my favorite episode ft. them: the s1 finale where he fucking kool aid man busts through the wall high on CO2 and immediately strips in front of his boss and coworker. fucking iconic

what song i associate with them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4THFRpw68oQ

headcanons: Huge fan of the hc that Tim keeps accidentally falling head over heels with everyone he flirts with lmao

my opinion: bicon. legendary. keep thotting it up in heaven king I miss u every day

how hot they are: absolute 10/10