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TFA Version of Annoying Orange “The Dining” 2

Thursday

Prowl: Bumblebee, look at this picture. *points at the huge photo frame*

Bumblebee: Hey, those are the Jettwins I met.

Prowl: And there’s Cliffjumper.

Bumblebee: And... is that Blitzwing?

*cue in the wooden door being hacked away by something... or someone*

Prowl: Oh, it gets weirder. Look at the back row.

*frame zooms in, on the back row is Optimus, Prowl, and Bumblebee*

Bumblebee: whoa... that’s us.

*sound of the wooden door be weakened by the unknown as it get louder*

[thumping]

Prowl: Uh... do you head that?

[thumping continues]

Bumblebee: Huh? Hear what?

*wooden door burst open as Optimus shoved his head through the hole with his battle axe*

Optimus: Heeere’s Prime! [laughs crazily]

[Prowl & Bumblebee screamed and ran away from Prime]

Optimus: What? It was an axe-ident. [laughs manically]

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Scream the movie but instead of asking "What's your favorite scary movie?" They say "Hi im Chelsea, what's your favorite dinner food?"

the gun isn’t what you should be afraid of

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TFA Version of Annoying Orange “The Dining”

Longarm: I sure do appreciate you boys volunteering to look after my remarkably creepy hotel.

Bumblebee: Are you kidding? This place is “a-mazie-ing.” [laughing]

Optimus Prime: Yeah. Should be terrifying.

Prowl: I’m with Prime. Not little scared. Hey, no jokes.

Bumblebee: Aw come on. This place is what I need to finish my pun book, The Wasp Washup.

Longarm: Well that was a coinkiding, my last caretaker was named Wasp.

Prowl: [hint of nervous] Uh... was?

Longarm: Yes, but by the end of the first week, his mind shriveled into something else entirely.

Optimums Prime: What? Like a nutjob?

Longarm: worse — A nutcase!

*In the far corner next the door is Wasp in a straitjacket*

Wasp: [babbling manically]

Longarm: FYI, the dining room is wicked-haunted, and you probably want to steer clear of it altogether.

Optimus & Prowl: Huh!!!

Longarm: come on now, Wasp. Let’s get you to the nuthouse. Later fellas.

Wasp: [babbling manically]

*Longarm proceeded to kick Wasp out the door then left*

Optimus Prime: So... I’m having second thoughts.

Prowl: Bumblebee too. I think he already left.

Bumblebee: Hey! Hey, guys, hey!

*Bumblebee poked his head out of the haunted dining room*

Bumblebee: you wouldn’t believe the size of this dining room!

Optimus Prime: Gulp?

Prowl: I’m gonna go with double-gulp.

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