#sburb sim

Session goes over kinda well, Zingo the clown continously steals from the royalty, then from himself as he is crowned. While MR is challanged by a dragon to move a huge boulder, prompting a glowup / workout arc that leaves MR strong enough to push that boulder, revealing a lukewarm surprise. RT makes a rollingpin that shoots things by combining it and a "Actual Comedy Chain Link Loaded AK-47". PS gets stabbed by jack noir as a greeting... all that good early game stuff!

PS slices a watermelon so bad in her derse dreams that its disgusting, RT brings down conspiracy theorists then this interaction happens.

Then zingo the clown destroys all 3 of MRs roboMRs, then this ensues

Then zingo the clown destroys another roboMR, the fourth. Then PS moves the game forward, realizing they need both of the QUEENS RINGS to end this game, opting to take on the boss right now, without prepping, you know where this is going...

they all die and reach god tier

PS gifts RT a fraymotif, [Vast Croak's Echo], they challange zingo again and all DIE, get revived and PS and RT fuck up the timeline so bad they were never born in the first place and cease to be.

You have the Bard of Hope manipulating the grim dark heiress of an alien species into murdering for them:

Then after said heiress is murdered and resurrected, when she won’t willingly go back to the whole mass murder thing, you have the Maid of Rage mind-controlling her into committing murder:

Along with also mind controlling the Sylph, who was forced to kill the heiress the first time and is still covered in her blood, into murdering for them too:

The end result of that being how it's her blood you see on the troll half of the happy couple up there.

Then you get the Seer of Mind trying to deal with this murderer epidemic by straight up turning people into “empty shells” incapable of free will:

What the heck!?