#saxtus

Mariel: Saxtus, I had you pegged wrong! Mariel: I thought you were, like, a boring worker drone. Mariel: And you are. Mariel: But inside that drone is an ambitious little monster. Mariel: And inside that monster might be a tiny person.

Saxtus: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood. Saxtus: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404". Saxtus: And I actually laughed out loud.

Saxtus: Are you sure we should be doing this? We could get in trouble! We could lose our library cards!

Saxtus: Honestly the only reason that I'm not an old man is that I happen to be born somewhat recently. Other than that

Saxtus: So, you're sure it's not a problem to watch it for me tomorrow? Dandin: Aw, Saxtus, please. I'm the most responsible person I know. Saxtus: I agree. Usually, when something goes wrong, you're the one responsible.

Dandin: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about Charlotte’s Web. Saxtus: You were too lazy to read the book?! Dandin: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Dandin: Hey, Saxtus, quick question here, how much is 132 multiplied by 42? Saxtus: Do I look like a calculator to you? Dandin:Yeah. Saxtus: Saxtus: [sighing] 5,544.