#save asriel

Asriel had occupational therapy right after school, to help him with fine motor skills like writing and using utensils he’s having to relearn in his new body (I call it “eating practice”), but apparently he was unaware of how changing classes works, and he left his books in every single classroom he was in. So I, being the kind and generous sibling I am, told him I’d go back into the schoolhouse to find all seven of his notebooks while Mom drove him to eating practice so he wouldn’t be late.

I found the first notebook on a desk before long, but the math teacher made me solve math problems before I could take the notebooks. Half of the problems were impossible. And when I got the first impossible problem wrong, he started chasing me around the school with a ruler.

Naturally, because this wasn’t strange enough, the principal (who forced me into detention for 15-second intervals for running in the halls even though school was out), other students, and a few bizarrely sapient craft projects joined in soon after. And whenever the math teacher caught me, his ruler somehow electrocuted me and I had to reload! Frisk kept texting me asking what was going on and offering to send help or something, but I told them that I could do this myself. I will admit, I was having fun having my own adventure.

But then, when I got all seven notebooks, the exits kept disappearing! At this point Asriel texted me and said that Mom had called the Foundation already, but luckily I was able to find the real exit right as they got there. So I emerged, sweaty and bleeding from a cut on my cheek, to my whole family waiting outside terrified and an armored car just pulling up, and I strutted away, never once looking back, and pulled out Azzy’s notebooks with a dramatic flourish and said, “Got your notebooks,” in as deep a tone of voice as I could manage.

Of course, then Asriel started crying and telling me that I was more important than some stupid notebooks and why didn’t I call for help right away and he could’ve lost me again and didn’t I know by now that I didn’t need to be a lone wolf badass (my Asriel actually said that word!) to be worth something, so I pointed out that the only reason he wanted to go to human school was to prove himself, but then he pointed out that so did I, and then my badass moment was lost because we both started laughing at ourselves, but Asriel and Frisk did demand all the details from me afterwards and cheer me on in the telling, so I did end up feeling very proud of myself in the end.

So yeah, Asriel and I are sticking with monster school for now, and that’s just fine. I have decided that I don’t need to go to human school to feel good about myself. (Partially because I managed to defeat a Stage 4 reality bender - apparently that’s what the math teacher was - while in a state of fight or flight mode or something after spending a full day with other human children.)

Oh, and the MTF they sent executed the math teacher for being a Stage 4 reality bender, arranged to have the principal fired and social workers look in on all those weird kids, and confined the sentient sock, broom, and art project as SCPs, which I should probably feel bad about. But I don’t.

(The MTF leader  also told me that I was “one tough cookie”, which made me laugh because they don’t even know the half of it - but I now have a job offer from the SCP Foundation one day, and I do not know if that is a compliment or an insult.)

So all in all, human school - I would recommend it, it provides great growth, but only if you are bored.

Asriel Fanart, This cute goatboy deserves some love not LOVE

Frisk: Take my soul, you need it

Asriel: Frisk, no, someone has to take care of this flowers

Frisk: Al-alright, bye asriel ( walks away )

- Pearl and Toriel cook together and Pearl finds food she likes to eat - monster food, which doesn’t require digestion - and she and Amethyst like to do the same activity for once, and  you can even turn things like engine oil into monster food and Amethyst can finally introduce Steven to the joys of eating garbage!

- Frisk & Steven just open up embassies in the same building to save time; disgruntled humans can’t tell the difference between the magical beings from underground and the magical beings from outer space anyway (despite the detailed explanation in the automated phone answering service directory)

- Frisk and Onion like to hang out together and communicate nonverbally (Onion is also best friends with many other nonverbal monsters for this reason, and there’s speculation that he’s actually a monster, not a human)

- Steven accidentally fuses with someone but that someone is a monster so he accidentally absorbs their soul and freaks out for a second before letting them go and when Alphys finds out that he can just absorb monster souls and fuse with humans she is speechless

- Sardonyx is a guest on Mettaton’s show and ends up stealing the show and they battle it out and the episode is incredibly popular and they become best friends and never collaborate again

- Flowey, who is very old and cynical and has seen it all, figures out Rose Quartz was Pink Diamond halfway through the story being told to him

- Asgore and Toriel teach the Diamonds how to be good rulers and how to recover from the loss of a child

- Chara watches Connie from inside Frisk and learns even more than from Undyne what it is to be a knight, not a crazed killer

- The Diamond Authority and the (now ceremonial) Kingdom of Monsters work together for the first time to issue an apology for prior unethical experimentation on the dead and an official plea for everyone to stop propagating a meme that combines images of Alphys and the Amalgamates with the popular memetic phrase “so this is what Homeworld thinks of fusion”

- Peridot and Alphys. Enough said.

- Monsters and gems bond over comparing their magical attacks

- Steven convinces Pearl to put a dimensional box inside her pearl to “see what happens” (nothing)

- Garnet pulls Frisk aside and talks with them and Chara to make sure they’re okay because she’s the only one who knows (future vision) and she can understand what it’s like to share a body

- Flowey/Asriel helps talk Spinel down

- Fluorite, who is basically a grandma to the Off-Colors already, gains... a lot of new grandchildren in the Amalgamates

- Flowey hears about Lars coming back to life and gets really mad

- The only people not allowed to know that Frisk and Flowey could rewind time (because Frisk told the Gems everything and it was nice to have a kindred spirit in Steven) are the Diamonds - and Peridot

- The kids eat “butts pie on the butt ship”

- Homeworld is stocked with monster food for Steven and any other humans who may be accompanying him (doesn’t spoil, turns into energy instantly!)

- Sans and Spinel are BFFs

- Frisk gets attacked by a monster (because of course they still have random encounters occasionally) and tells them that to take their soul they need to do a cool fusion dance first

- Garnet unfuses just so Ruby and Undyne can go off and beat up bad guys together because Sapphire feels like a third wheel with them (Ruby comes back later crying because of how much she missed Sapphire)

- Sans and Amethyst rub off on each other, and Pearl and Papyrus declare in unison that this is the worst day of their lives

- Sans poofs and sells Amethyst and then Amethyst reforms and robs the buyer (Pearl and Papyrus go back and pay for damages later)

And, of course, the two best reasons:

- Flowey consents to be covered in human spit. Or, rather, human-gem hybrid spit. And Diamond essence.

We’re going for a winter hike to celebrate, which I think is unfair because I don’t have fur, but Asriel’s going to set me and Chara on fire when Mom and Dad aren’t looking to keep us warm. Alphys and Undyne are going to an anime con dressed as Mew Mew and her boyfriend Purry, RG01 and RG02 are apparently spending the day fighting each other but romantically, Dog Marriage are going bird hunting (which basically means chasing geese around), Papyrus is giving valentines to everyone in the Underground plus our social worker and every human in Ebbot City who’s ever been kind to us and is bribing Sans with chocolate to use his shortcuts to help hand them out, I brought a load of candy home from school on Friday and the other kids even brought extra for me to bring to Chara and Asriel - I brought butterscotch-cinnamon swirl brownies that I made - and Mom and Dad are going to a really fancy restaurant and staying the night at a fancy hotel, and we get to stay home alone for the first time!!! It’s really - we finally trust humans enough for Mom and Dad to leave us alone even when the Underground’s full of humans on a regular basis, and Chara and Asriel are okay! That first week, Mom and Dad didn’t ever want to leave us alone, and they were reading books about child trauma whenever we weren’t looking... but we’re okay now. We’ve come so far, and I have more love than I’d ever dreamed of having... I can just breathe it in sometimes, the whole Underground is full of it, and my houses especially.

I hope you all have a great day full of love, even if you don’t have a significant other, and that if you do they love you as much as you deserve!

Greetings, humans of the Internet! This is Frisk Astor Lee Dreemurr, princen of the Underground and official ambassador to the human race (or Francisca Lee subject of the Ebbot City missing kid case if you live under a rock). To help humans learn more about monsters and the underground, my family and I opened a blog! Ask me or my parents (King Asgore and Queen Toriel) anything! You can even ask someone else, such as my siblings (Chara, the human one, and Asriel, the goat one), and we’ll try to get them to answer! Can’t wait to meet all of you ~ Frisk <3

For the record, I’m only doing this because my therapist wants me to interact with more people. Feel free to ask for “help playing Undertale”, but don’t ask anything weird or else I will eat your soul. - Chara Dreemurr =)

Ooh, I’m going to edit my signature, too! - Frisk -_-

(Mod note: It’s sad to see this ideal world I’ve created and the contrast with how awful the real world can sometimes be, I wish I could join them!)

“I do appreciate their... innocence? Friendliness? Anyway, I’ve developed an appreciation for them ever since... everything happened.” - Asriel

“tems sad fwISK allergic to tem but now tems have soooo many other hoomans to pet!!!!” - Temmie