You ignore him. Chances are, he’s already imagining the two of you returning home to “celebrate,” wearing your wedding rings and little-to-nothing-else.

Once you’re finished with your hair and makeup, you give yourself another once over, making sure every last detail is perfect.

Loki saunters over to you, wrapping his arms around your waist, and you see him look down appreciatively toward your own reflection.

As he speaks, your voice comes out of his grinning mouth.

“Mirror, mirror on the wall; who’s the fairest of them all?”

You feel his lips plant a kiss on your cheek before his voice sounds in your ears.

Tiny dog causes rail delays at it saunters along the tracks

Bad train-ing! Tiny dog causes rail delays at it saunters along the tracks in front of the 3.40 service – until the driver gets out to coax it off the line

The clip shows the dog walking along tracks as the train follows in Exeter, Devon

Little white dog refuses to budge as the train driver is forced to inch along

 Driver gets out of train to coax it away as passengers were delayed for two hours