#satyriscum

Hey kid, what’s the big idea? This place is supposed to be a quiet realm, you hear me? Oh who am I kidding—as long as you don’t lose your temper over these imps (heheh, you probably will won’t you?) you can do whatever ya want now that you’re dead. Alright listen up shorty I’m placing you to live with Melody Moon in Sleuthhound Quarters 7. The lady could be your big sister or something. You are in elementary school, right? …No? Whoopsie daisy, never mind me then~

Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

Dany almost choked, looking down at her phone, gaping slightly.

[Text] Jon..

[Text] This is just...

Nanaba, Nanaba... is a coincidence that your name rhymes with wonderbra? Or snickers bar? It's a true mystery and I shall have to meditate over this. In the meantime, here are your keys for Ghoul’s Hood #4.

Just... beware of your new mate, Aila Jyrkiainen. She may look harmless, but we hear she has a big appetite, so better watch out. You wouldn't want to get yourself eaten, right?