#satanus

Billy just laughs and tells them that he knows a perfectly legal, easy way to get in that won’t leave them in debt. Everyone’s not sure, but they tell him to give it a go.

So Billy takes out his phone and goes to a certain number.

And Constantine hears the voice on the other side and nearly faints because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THAT IS SATANUS.

The JL ask if he’s okay and he vehemently says no and explains how he just heard one of the lords of hell himself on the other line. Everyone is confused at this point because it sounds like he’s talking to an old friend.

That’s when Clark uses his hearing and by Rao he’s right! There’s a deep voice on the other end that he recognizes. Lord Satanus himself is talking to Billy about setting up another luncheon for next month with him, Mary, and Freddy. And Billy at his end looks totally unnerved by this.

Once the call ends, Billy says they’re ready to go and to wait ten minutes.

Literally everyone has questions. Billy just rolls his eyes and says “oh nothing, it’s just my uncle.”

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Day 4: THE RETURN OF THE CHAMPION

The Champion's Return

Summary:

You got the Wizard Shazam/Mamaragan (let’s get some diversity in this bitch)

Then you have his found siblings:

His edgy bio demon children:

Another edgy kid he picked up (he’s actually called the “Son of Mamaragan”):

That edgy kid’s (second) family:

Edgy kid’s descendant:

Another kid (DC writers have stated they have a father son relationship so bite me);

That same kid’s legal, foster parents (I’m tired of y’all forgetting Victor/Rosa and their existence for Superman, Batman, Constantine, etc. Also Billy can have more than 2 parental figures)

And the Vanquez’s foster family

You got a very unique approach and connections with many characters to mess around, headcanon, play with, etc.