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Floofy Rhett is best
Reasons I don’t ship link and Zelda even though no one asked
They’re teenagers trying to save their kingdom. They don’t need a relationship with that stress
In most of the games link doesn’t know Zelda until he saves her and as Sandra bullock once said in speed “relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last”
They’re 17 in BOTW and Zelda was a bitch to link
Zelda doesn’t need to worry about being in a relationship when she’s already trying to unlock her power
Link isn’t relationship oriented
In Twilight Princess link meets Zelda for the first time in his wolf form. Then saves her in his human form. No chemistry or anything
There are multiple other love interests for him in every game that are better ships
Link is amazing on his own
Zelda is amazing on her own
If you’ve ever watched the cartoon LOZ I’m sorry
I love it and hate it at the same time. Moving on
In the DS games Zelda is a prissy bitch to him
But still a badass Queen
They just wouldn’t work well together
And blah and blah and blah
Don’t get me wrong some link and Zelda fan art and fics are cute. I just don’t really love the ship
I just watched the episode of GMM where Rhett had a stranger stroke his beard. I actually felt bad for Link because he got so pissy and jealous. It definitely reminds me of how I feel when someone I have a crush on is being flirted with.
The Hero of Perpetually Done With Everything ™ So far this is my takeaway from playing Ocarina of Time: 1) Navi can’t target anything. 2) I can’t play the ocarina without messing up any of the notes with the “c” joystick. 3) Link always seems like he’d be tired with all the crap he sees/all the crap everyone makes him do.
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Look at his face, he knows he stole the shirt
Nope, he definitely doesn't want that, nope nope nope
Rhett: Do you still wear a beauty mask? Link: Look at this face. Do I need a beauty mask?