#sander

• Meeting them is uh....complicated Let's say you met them when you become a slave as a child, and later grew up and become a part of the Guardia Compagnia, befriending Tarhos, Alejandro, Sander and Durkos. Aiding their wounds and helping them while raiding some villages, and they got a crush on you and try to woo you, or you got kidnapped by them when they were raiding a village.

• Speaking of wooing, as i said in one of my posts, those guys have negative rizz and don't know how to approach a person without threatening to slit their throat, you're trying to not die of cringe because of how hard those guys are fumbling the bag, Ok Tarhos at least understand what you should do to make someone like you but he always do it in the wrong way. And the three murderous moles add their ideas and ends up making things worse.

• Gifts? They will give you dangerous and rusted weapons, Withered dead flowers, the best thing they did is making a custom banner for you that they rise while raiding a village, not a sweet thing when you see the civilians running for their lives.

•Alejandro love language is yapping until he can't speak anymore, he's very loud and speak enough for the four of them, he always like to speak with you about EVERYTHING, from what he ate today to what weapon he used to torture. He also steals what you want, looking at a victim precious jewels? He will tear it and put it on you, as a form of appreciation.

• Sander likes carrying you in this arms bridal style and maybe even spinning you around, RIP if you slipped from this hands tho. Durkos also like cooking with him, but don't ever let Alejandro near the cooking pot. He will add whatever catches this eyes first and make some weird rancid soup that kills by even sniffing it, imagine that one witch image with green pot. Tarhos would prefer watching the chaos.

• Durkos watch you like a hawk, always tracking your movement and paying sharp attention to your words and actions so choose your words very carefully because it might stab you back (Remember! Tarhos hate hypocrites), if you're clumsy and falls a lot Durkos will be most likely the first one to catch you. He also heal you and might fuss over you if you're wonded and keep pushing yourself to do things, grabbing your shoulders and put you back to the hay bed.

• Tarhos love is tough, but sometimes it can be gentle, Mostly petting you or giving you bone crushing cuddles with a clumsy yet eager kiss, he's a man of few words and most words he let out are battle cries and hostile commands, he manhandle you with good intentions at least, very protective, He doesn't tolerate any disrespect towards you, anyone who's an enemy of this beloveds are an enemy of his.

• Speaking of cuddles and sleeping, be prepared to endure cuddles piles, it's tender but at the same times it's sweaty, uncomfortable and reeks of metal and scorching even during winter. It takes lot of coaxing to get those guys get out of their armor (Don't even try with Tarhos the helmet stays on during cuddles, Always sleep with this sword near him) it's better to be between Sander(He's awake and never sleeps when the other are sleeping just in case but he's very quiet and doesn't smell so bad) and Durkos (but you must remove the heads in this stomach) during not only cuddling but sleeping, Alejandro is the worst because he snores like a grizzly bear right near your ear, most likely to toss,turn and slap this feet on your mouth somehow. It's better to sleep at the sides.

• Tarhos will feel like he's in heaven after entering the fog, nothing better than killing people with your equally insane lovers am i right lads? Yeah four of you become ghosts but it won't change anything! Your dates is filled with the screaming of Vittorio while kicking him like a football during the trials, so romantic❤ that's if you were a killer.

• however if you become a survivor, you will always get the hatch and some addons (Durkos is running after you! He throw some items so you can defend yourself if they aren't with you, forged by Tarhos himself) even though you will most likely be disliked by the other survivors, Unless you said that you were kidnapped and brought against your will. But it won't work on some of them and think it's a lie.

• Accidentally bump shoulders with Vittorio then you will hear lot of angry, loud stomps like *CLANK CLANK CLANK* Tarhos rapidly approaching with a totally friendly goal, what do you mean he wants to kill him? Pffft Nonsense! He just wants to high five Vittorio neck with this claymore. VITTORIO!! SANDER WITH A FOLDED STEEL CHAIR BEHIND YOU!

• Your friendship with Vittorio change depends on your situationship with Tarhos and the faithful three, you're just like them? Then he will treat you like the others, running from you and hoping he will survive. You were forced? Then he will try and help you as much as he can.