#durkos

• Meeting them is uh....complicated Let's say you met them when you become a slave as a child, and later grew up and become a part of the Guardia Compagnia, befriending Tarhos, Alejandro, Sander and Durkos. Aiding their wounds and helping them while raiding some villages, and they got a crush on you and try to woo you, or you got kidnapped by them when they were raiding a village.

• Speaking of wooing, as i said in one of my posts, those guys have negative rizz and don't know how to approach a person without threatening to slit their throat, you're trying to not die of cringe because of how hard those guys are fumbling the bag, Ok Tarhos at least understand what you should do to make someone like you but he always do it in the wrong way. And the three murderous moles add their ideas and ends up making things worse.

• Gifts? They will give you dangerous and rusted weapons, Withered dead flowers, the best thing they did is making a custom banner for you that they rise while raiding a village, not a sweet thing when you see the civilians running for their lives.

• Alejandro love language is yapping until he can't speak anymore, he's very loud and speak enough for the four of them, he always like to speak with you about EVERYTHING, from what he ate today to what weapon he used to torture.

• feeds you, a lot, and he gets very bothered when you don't finish your food, God forbid you left one drop of soup in your bowl, and when he's walking to your direction 90% he wants to give you food, he's worried about you. He also likes carrying you in this arms bridal style.

• Durkos watch you like a hawk, always and your movement and paying sharp attention to your words and actions, if you're clumsy and falls a lot Durkos will be most likely the first one to catch you. He also steals what you want, looking at a victim precious jewels? He will tear it and put it on you, as a form of appreciation.

• Tarhos love is tough, but sometimes it can be gentle, Mostly petting you or giving you bone crushing cuddles with a clumsy yet eager kiss, he's a man of few words and most words he let out are battle cries and hostile commands, he manhandle you with good intentions at least, very protective, He doesn't tolerate any disrespect towards you, anyone who's an enemy of this beloveds are an enemy of his.

• Speaking of cuddles and sleeping, be prepared to endure cuddles piles, it's tender but at the same times it's sweaty, uncomfortable and reeks of metal and scorching even during winter. It takes lot of coaxing to get those guys get out of their armor (Don't even try with Tarhos the helmet stays on during cuddles, Always sleep with this sword near him) it's better to be between Sander(He's awake and never sleeps when the other are sleeping just in case but he's very quiet and doesn't smell so bad) and Durkos (Body is very cold and good to cling to if you removed the heads in this stomach, also give you bone crushing hugs) during not only cuddling but sleeping, Alejandro is the worst because he snores like a grizzly bear right near your ear, most likely to toss,turn and slap this feet on your face somehow. It's better to sleep at the sides.

• Tarhos will feel like he's in heaven after entering the fog, nothing better than killing people with your equally insane lovers am i right lads? Yeah four of you become ghosts but it won't change anything! Your dates is filled with the screaming of Vittorio while kicking him like a football during the trials, so romantic❤ that's if you were a killer.

• however if you become a survivor, you will always get the hatch and some addons (Durkos is running for you! He throw some items so you can defend yourself if they aren't with you and if you don't have a weapon), even though you will most likely be disliked by the other survivors, Unless you said that you were kidnapped and brought against your will. But it won't work on some of them and think it is a lie.

• Accidentally bump shoulders with Vittorio then you will hear lot of angry, loud stomps like *CLANK CLANK CLANK* Tarhos rapidly approaching with a totally friendly goal, what do you mean he wants to kill him? Pffft Nonsense! He just wants to high five Vittorio neck with this claymore. VITTORIO!! SANDER WITH A FOLDED STEEL CHAIR BEHIND YOU!

• Your friendship with Vittorio change depends on your situationship with Tarhos and the faithful three, you're just like them? Then he will treat you like the others, running and hoping he will survive. You were forced? Then he will try and help you as much as he can.