Jan 27, 2024
Five: *unlocks Sam’s computer*
Maxine: How did you know his password?
Five: I didn’t. I was just hoping he was so whipped for me that the password would be my name and I was right.
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Five: *unlocks Sam’s computer*
Maxine: How did you know his password?
Five: I didn’t. I was just hoping he was so whipped for me that the password would be my name and I was right.
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Same man
Took 10 minutes and slapped this together last night because I wanted it to exist. Sam Yao is a cutie, and I love him.
It’s over on Redbubble.
Posted this on Instagram and realized wayy to late that it cut my video to 1 minute -_-
So here it is- A virtuous circle, recreated by me :)
(yes I’m aware this is pretty bad lol, I’ll definitely try harder in the future)
I had some time on my hand during my shift yesterday so I made this poster thingie after I realized that I fucking miss Sam but I still have 2 months of America before I go home and ahhhh I'm just anxious to continue I want to work out but I never really did more than walking okay wow rambling don't mind me sorry, just enjoy the poster (I MISS DRAWING DIGITALLY BUT I STILL HAVE 2 MONTHS SOMEONE HELP)
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You know how Sam has that tattoo on his ass to repel zombies or grant him immunity to the virus or whatever? What do you think it looks like?
In that one S4 Mission
Sam: Why do you have an annoying reporter with you?
Five, with Ian’s rat ass: Maxine and I found him in a dumpster lol.
Ian: *starts to speak*
Sam: Ew put him back.
Five: Hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
Five:
Five: My cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and God so thoughtlessly.
Sam:… How does it taste?
Five: Bad.
Veronica: The fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour. By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.
Five: I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.
@dorkylittleweirdo