[drarry!au "in my head everyone is alive": Draco sneaks into Harry's house on vacation]
James: Malfoy! What the hell?!
Draco: Oh, Mr. Potter! Nice to see you!
James: Get out of my son's bed immediately, you fucking animal!
Harry: Dad, calm down! You've got it all wrong...
James: Bloody hell, Sirius! Look at this!
Sirius, lazily entering Harry's room: It all makes sense to me. Another Potter unable to resist Black's charms.
James, rolling his eyes: You're not helping.
Regulus, taking the cigarette from Sirius: What kind of example are you setting?
Regulus: Draco, love, tea? Water? Leave?
Draco, smoothly climbing out from under the blanket: The last one, I guess.
Sirius: Come on, kid. Stay. Stay. As long as Jamie doesn't turn into a deer and point his righteous horns at you, everything is perfectly fine.
Two days later, Draco was in this situation again, but James had already turned into a stag, as he was able to see a suspicious red spot on his son's neck.
Harry: Dad, stop! Nothing happened!
Draco, sneaking out the window into the courtyard: Come on, it'll be fun!
Regulus, lighting a cigarette under Sirius' mocking gaze: Are you going to bewitch James with Petrificus this time, or am I?
Sirius: Let's not do it this time, shall we? I really wonder if James will follow through, or, as was the case with you, let the kid go, as Orion let Prongs go at one time.
Remus, stepping outside with a cup of tea: How about we don't check? I don't want to know if James remembers the spell Walburga launched at him that time.
