So here’s story from A to Z, you wanna get with me? You gotta listen carefully. Of course Louis is releasing an album and having more songs etc. Of course Eleanor Jane Calder has to show her face to the GP and the paps. These pictures, looked like those 2012 ones. It did not work in 2012, it’s not gonna work in 2019. ‘’They look smitten’’ LMAO, WHERE?!
He looks sad/man in those pics, the only pic in which he is laughing, is him laughing at something in the air and Eleanor looking bored as ever. The same tactic as in 2012!!! Jesus this seems like a throwback. YO, he’s barely touching her. O my God, look at the last one. His fingers are trying not to run away and leave her there. Also his ‘hand on her ass’, yeah try again, his thumb is only touching her and the rest of the fingers are just floating on her dress thingy. Turning the label of the pants only to get a pic, she’s literally only grabbing the pants, Just like in 2012!! The oh so ‘not forced’ smile on him!!! If you think a smile like that is genuine....boy NOOO (look at the elouno concert pic from 2018, he’s mocking!!)!! I forgot to add that they are apparently on vacay so how do the paps know that? Well bc they are hired, Niall traveled the world around and no one took a pic, not even paps. They were hired/planned. Goodbye!
Now they are ‘seddenly’ on their fake ass balcony to take fake ass pics. Louis looks pale as milk. ‘’Happy and healthy’’ go sell your dumb paper somewhere else.
All of this apart, Louis’ hair is long and looks amazing!!! He looks a bit skinny and tired etc. My pupper looks amazing though!!











