I HATE THESE STUPID ADVENTURES
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god this piece had so many layers y'all are lucky I'm organized
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I HATE THESE STUPID ADVENTURES
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god this piece had so many layers y'all are lucky I'm organized

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bill would have phone charms so heavy they could act like a makeshift flail
I hate that I keep running into the fact that I wouldn’t survive on Vulcan, like my shitty lungs already struggle with normal oxygen levels, so going onto a planet with lower oxygen levels? no.
And the heat!! I am already suffering from earth’s heat!! Vulcan would scorch my ass!!
I’d be that person that has a place set up to earth controls and then never leaves it to actually experience the planet, I can see out the window, it’s fine, crank the ac higher
Alrighty! Back today with my next parody! This one has been cooking for awhile and I finally sat down and wrote it! So without further ado, I give you:
Thank You, Next (Griande’s Version)
Thought I’d end up with Joel
But he wasn’t a match
Wrote a song about Big B
Now we listen and laugh
Scar and I got almost married
For that I’m so thankful
Wish I could say “Thank you” to Mumbo
‘Cause he was an angel
One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now, I’m so amazing
Say I’ve loved and I’ve lost
But that’s not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what you taught me
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin'—
Spend more time with the hermits
I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
Plus, I met someone else
We havin' better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one gon' last
'Cause her name is Gri
And I'm so good with that (So good with that)
She taught me love (Love)
She taught me patience (Patience)
How she handles pain (Pain)
That shit's amazing (Yeah, she's amazing)
I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah, I've found)
Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin'—
One day I'll walk down the aisle
Holding hands with Xisuma
I'll be thanking Jimmy
'Cause sadly he’s awesome
Only wanna do it once, real bad
Gon' make that shit last
Void forbid something happens
Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash)
I've got so much love (Love)
Got so much patience (Patience)
And I've learned from the pain (Pain)
I turned out amazing (Turned out amazing)
Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee
I keep saying “eat your heart out channel 9” randomly and I’ve realized it’s from Die Hard and now I feel embarresed about myself🧍♂️

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PSA!! ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, ATLANTIS THE LOST EMPIRE IS ON NETFLIX! LIFE IS GOOD AND FANTASTIC AND I just really fuckin like that movie omfg
honesty matty healy can frickin stop ruining my life anytime