#sam sv

jodi what are u feeding him because he is TOO DAMN BIG!!!

adding these tags someone left, i think that makes it even scarier. like you think oh my god this guy is going to kick my ass and he's just like "can i be the little spoon today 🥺"

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Chapter 8: Settling In

Living together was supposed to be simple. Practical. A mutually beneficial arrangement.

But somewhere between morning coffee rituals and midnight conversations on the porch, the lines start blurring. Riley's learning that sharing a bathroom with someone you're attracted to is its own special kind of torture. Sam's discovering that seeing her in an old t-shirt and sleep shorts might actually kill him.

Week three, and Sam realizes he's in trouble. Because this was never supposed to feel like home.

Cause I can and I want too.

Sam(son):

-He's explored Sebastian's body before, but he's straight (sus)

-A forever man child, bro never learns how to boil an egg

-He's slightly scared of his mum, and hides all his joja cans under his bed

-Sam has HORRIBLE grammar, like bro will write you a romantic letter and it will say: "I luv you gorjeus"

-Bro uses six + gel bottles a month, Jodie is sick of his shit istg

-He loves Vincent more then anyone else and always takes him to the beach to let him play in the seashore with his action figures

-His relationship will never be the same with his dad when he comes back, but he starts reading about PTSD to understand him better and help him in his attacks.

-Him and Abigail study together for online collage, but Sam is way more into it then abi and he worries about her, since she's obviously not into the whole uni shit, he worries what she'll do with her life

-He tried a cig once and almost puked on Sebastian, he'll drink five jojas a day though

Guess who has been playing Stardew Valley and married this loser: