#sam allardyce

Again, I no longer do requests.

But Sam Allardyce was on my to do list. So since you mention him, I'll move him up the list.

Physique: Husky Build Height: 6'3" (1.91 m)

Samuel Allardyce (born 19 October 1954) is an English football manager and former professional player. Allardyce made 578 league and cup appearances in a 21-year career spent mostly in the Football League, as well as brief spells in the North American Soccer League and League of Ireland. Recently, the manager of EFL Championship club Leeds United.

Nicknamed ‘Big Sam’ because, well he’s big, rugged, hairy fuckfest of a man. I don’t bottom for anybody I first see, but I’ll make an exception for Big Sam because I'm betting that's one (hopefully more) hard fucking I'd enjoy.

Born on the Old Park Farm Estate, Dudley, Allardyce was educated at Sycamore Green Primary School and later at Mons Hill School. Allardyce spent his youth with semi-professional side Dudley Town, making his debut at 14. He spent the 1980s as a journeyman player. Moving into management, he took a modern technology and statistics-centred approach to tactics and coaching and has been praised for his organizational and man-management skills.

Again married, aren't the all? He and his wife, Lynne Ward have a son, Craig Allardyce, who is a footballer and a daughter, Rachel. He pretty much seems to have lived and breathed football his entire life. Apparently, he and his son have been involved in a few controversies regarding taking bribes and putting pressure to get certain players signed, which they have denied.

There isn't much else I can say about him. Just that he has a MANLY look that'll have me bottoming for him for how ever long he wants me.

I really wanna see how Sam gonna park the bus with this team..maybe he gonna use 6-4-0 instead

man..the amount of money i wanna pay to see him and Dyche on the same pitch again..sadly that ain't gonna happened

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