#salmonini

Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

It was during a rewatch of the first episode Sebastian appeared in where I suddenly though "omg, these two are like Glee's counterparts to Drarry!" That's when Hells Gates opened.

Have you ever read fanfiction about 2?

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAVE YOU NEED MY FIC REC TAG LATELY???

Has a picture of 4 ever been your screensaver/profile pic/etc.?

Yes I have. It was surprisingly enough completely G rated. Like, they just stood rather far apart by a big window and England looked kinda pissed like always and 'Murca had a milkshake in his hand or something.

Why is 1 so important?

Because It's The Mother Ship. The First Ship I Sailed. And Yes, It Deserves All The Caps. I Am Kanaya.

is 4 a serious or funny ship?

So funny... Yet so fucking serious if you want it to be.

Out of all the ships which one has the most chemistry?

I'm just gonna go ahead and say Sterek here because I believe there's a reason why those two actors have been kept apart for three. fucking. seasons. and I believe that reason is because if they were alone together their chemistry would be so great it would cause such a flow of homo-romantic radiation that it would just magically become canon. Yepp.

Out of all the ships which one has the strongest bond?

Usagi and Mamoru for sure. I mean they're fucking reincarnated lovers for pete's sake.

How many times have you watched/read 2 source material?

Not as many times as I'd like. But I'm still cosplayin' it! or rather I will

Which ship lasted the longest?

idk man, like they still look pretty alive to me, seeing that I chose these five right here and now. I think it's rather a question of which of these fires burn the brightest - to which the answer would be Sterek.

How many times have 5 broken up?

"None..." she said, staring out to the darkness outside the window, re-evaluating her choice to sail such a small ship of what-ifs and wasted potential.

If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would come out alive, 1 or 3?

THREE. Trust Harry and Draco to fucking kill each other than the zombies first, and also forget and abandon me at some point. I mean Usagi and Mamoru are canonly in sync even when they aren't, so hell yeah I'm teaming up with them (even if Usagi might think I'm there to steal off Mamo-chan because of stunningly good looks and sparkling personality.)

Did 4 have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Because their bosses thinks it's wrong to be in a romantic relationship with your former colony/whatever-the-fancy-name-for-whatever-countries-who-has-colonies-are?

is 5 still together?

How dare you.

is 1 canon?

Yes.

If all five ships were put together in The Hunger Games, who would win?

Whoever wrote this question probably didn't think that in my list of ships I'd have two goddamn countries WHO CANNOT DIE, Harry I-Defeated-The-Dark-Lord-With-A-fucking-Blocking-Charm-Because-I-Ain't-Killin'-Nobody Potter, Sailor Freaking Moon and her arm candy, and also the remaining five honorary members of the Snark and Wit Club.

I mean England would NEVER kill Harry, or even Draco, and they wouldn't even think of doing anything to him either because they fucking live there, and America would be fanboying over Usagi and Mamoru (probably together with Stiles and on some level, Kurt), be totally blown away by Derek the Werewolf and also not kill his own people, as Stiles, Sebastian and Kurt all are.

Also, depending on how yo count, there's 3 to 6 magicians in this group, plus one werewolf (HP, Draco, UK, then Usagi is from the MAGIC GIRL GENRE together with Mamoru who's then technically also a magic girl (lol) and meta does suggest that Stiles is magic), and yeah they would totally overthrow the government. I mean, England or America alone would have been enough, nevermind one ship per hunger game - and all of them at once is just ridiculous.

Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5 relationship?

You mean besides the writers of Glee who notoriously wrecks EVERYTHING?

Which ships would you defend til death and beyond?

All of 'em

Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s Tumblr page?

... no actually. I'M A SHAM!!!!

if an evil witch descended from the sky and told you you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever which ship would you sink?