I am so over the sally fave fandom!!! I can’t go a few posts some places without seeing shipping discourse about me and Larry every like 3 posts!
Next time I see shipping discourse about me and Larry I’m going to kiss him even harder!!!!
We weren’t even together really in my cannon (we tried it for a bit in like, high school, but we decided we were better as friends) BUT COME ON! Even the creator said “people are going to ship, I just hope that everyone is nice to eachother” (paraphrased) LIKE CAN IT BE MORE OBVIOUS??
Not to mention the fact that (at least in my cannon) WE WERE TOGETHER WAY BEFORE MY DAD AND HIS MOM GOT MARRIED! (We had graduated by the time they started dating) We weren’t even brothers at that point! (And to that, we were *step brothers*)
Hell even after our parents got married we still were affectionate with eachother! (We were both “kiss the homies goodnight” kinda guys! And not to mention how much Larry supported me especially when the nightmares got bad!)
While I’m on like, shipping with me and my fandom
Ash was a lesbian, we dated briefly before she figured it out but again we decided we were better as friends!
And while I wished Travis would chill out he was an asshole through and through all the way through high school (though he did have a crush on me pretty obviously, I didn’t really feel the same way)
But anyway! I wish the fandom would chill the fuck out, it’s not that serious, and all of your ships were either 1: wrong or 2: happened for a bit before we decided we didn’t work
~ a very pissed Sal fisher
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