#salixa

Salixa: Do you guys think that Maudie and the Long Patrol are going to go through our stuff? Gorath: Why, what are you afraid of, that they'll look through your dream journal? Salixa: No, I- Rangval: Are you running a sweatshop back there for skirts that look like curtains? Salixa: Well, actually- Orkwil: What, did you steal a kiss and hide it in an envelope? Salixa: I HAVE A BAG OF METH IN MY CLOSET! Gorath, Rangval & Orkwil: *stunned silence*

Maudie: With all due respect Salixa,, Gorath will kill me if I let you die, so I'm dead either way.

Salixa: Are you in the bathroom with the lights off? Gorath: Why do you care Gorath: I'm a grown man

Gorath: Ladybugs don’t get married, Salixa. Salixa: Like you could possibly know that.

Gorath: you are beautiful and capable of great things Salixa: *smiles widely * Gorath: like murder Salixa: .... Gorath: don't do that though Salixa: o-ok- Gorath: unless it's completely necessary

Salixa: Hi! It’s me. And soup. Salixa: Now, I don’t eat chicken, so it’s just noodle soup. Salixa: And there’s no chicken in the broth either, so it’s really just… noodle water.

Salixa: That was so hot, Gorath. Gorath: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Salixa: I'm so in love with you.

Salixa: It's like feeding two birds with one hand!! Gorath: ...Do you mean "killing two birds with one stone"? Salixa, very serious: I would never hurt a bird