#sailorzeo

We now have evidence that the internet cryptid has eyes and a forehead. The rest remains up to speculation

In theory I also have one hand and at least one foot but evidence is scarce. :D

jonlybonlyfromboldlygo replied to your post “The Mysterious Fistbump is ready to punch a virus in the face.(Don’t...”

You look like you escaped from Phantom of the Paradise

I had never heard of Phantom of the Paradise, and so I googled, and now I am afraid. Like, 100% flattered, but....afraid.

froofie replied to your post “The Mysterious Fistbump is ready to punch a virus in the face.(Don’t...”

At this point it is terrifying to see your eyes. I don’t know why. I want to look and yet is scary! YOU HAVE EYES!!!

I am not merely a cloud what floats about the internet! :D

rumtastique replied to your post “The Mysterious Fistbump is ready to punch a virus in the face.(Don’t...”

can't tell if that's a fur lined hood or if your mullet has just gone hog wild in quarantine, sam.

I was thinking when I posted the photo that the hood makes me look like I have hair like my dentist had in the early 90s...

sailorzeo replied to your post “The Mysterious Fistbump is ready to punch a virus in the face.(Don’t...”

I was trying to figure out when you got the 80's Rocker hair...then realized it was your hood.

I’ve never had a fur-lined hood before, and I have to admit it takes some getting used to. And you gotta eat some before you figure it out...

shirokou replied to your post “The Mysterious Fistbump is ready to punch a virus in the face.(Don’t...”

I NEVER NOTICE YOUR EYES THROUGH THE GLASS UNTIL I SEE A COMMENT AND THEN I SCROLL BACK UP. WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE, SAMMY!

Well, I am widening them there for dramatic effect :D Nothing will ever be as good as the one rolling eye in the first photo, though.

tzun replied to your post “The Mysterious Fistbump is ready to punch a virus in the face.(Don’t...”

Sam is actually space alien cleverly disguised as human - this is final form!

No, my final form will be revea -- I mean, no, I AM A HUMAN. :D

redsector-a replied to your post “The Mysterious Fistbump is ready to punch a virus in the face.(Don’t...”

the mysterious fistbump has a forehead! Also - what big eyes you have under those goggles!

I mean, Tony Stark. In a cave. With a box of scraps.

Thank you! I just bought a whole mess of them!

If anyone else needs some (I originally commissioned for my five characters in their flavors--it’s great lip balm) it’s here!: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SailorZeo

I’m awful and late, but here’s my review of @sailorzeo‘s products!

First off, the link to the store is Zeo’s Soaps and Sundries. Now, obviously, if I’m linking to the store, I should have good things to say, right?

You are right! Good for you! I loved my products from Zeo’s store!

I bought the scented Oil “Roland” (find the collection directly here) for my older brother/roommate. His favorite book/series is The Dark Tower, and I have always wanted to patronize Zeo, so this seemed like a perfect opportunity. The oil is spicy and reminds me of Old Spice, which our dad wears, so it’s comforting and familiar to me. However, "Roland” is a unique scent! the oil is very evocative of the character. My brother unfortunately has anosmia and so can’t smell it but his girlfriend loves "Roland.” He wears the oil regularly for adult activities, and he still has a lot. A little goes a long way with it.

For myself, I bought the lip balm “Artemis” (find the collection directly here). Zeo’s SailorMoon-inspired products are what got me interested in the first place, and I’m not disappointed. The balm is honey coconut and it’s lovely. The smell is present but not overpowering, and the lip-feel is great. Sometimes balms can be greasy or watery, but “Artemis” is just the right consistency. I keep the balm by my bed, while I’ve banished my Carmex to my purse and to the bathroom until I can get more of Zeo’s for those locations.

The packaging for both is very nice and understated. I appreciate that the designs are simple (and so don’t increase the price too much) but are still apropos. I love the little cat ears on “Artemis” the most.

The cost was what kept me from ordering initially. Yes, everything is little more expensive than mass-produced products (the balm was $3.50 and the oil was $4.00), but these are handmade goods! Each product is cruelty-free, handmade, and sent with love. I got a elegant business card and a little tube of oil for free! That’s riding around in my purse in case of flirt emergencies (wink, wink).

The shipping was easy, relatively inexpensive, and quick. My order came within three days, and the package fit in my mailbox fine. I appreciated the heavy-duty mailing envelope instead of just a regular one. My mom works at the post office (and has sold on eBay for over ten years) so I know a good envelope when I see one. All in all, the actual package was good.

In conclusion, I’ll be buying from Zeo again for sure. Basically everyone in my family could use lip balm, and we all like to patronize small businesses. Zeo is also super nice and sweet and follows me even though my tumblr is a mess. XD

sailorzeo submitted: Dear Drunk Jet Wolf, I submit a vicious mauling.

There's just something super relaxing about being in your workplace when none of your coworkers are there.

yeah, we have an open office so being able to work without registering the sound and movement of 80 people is so goddamned relaxing. 

I just see them approaching Tom at the gym, "Sooooo...does Adrian have any single friends?"

The twins are the kind of people you know are super cool and super sweet and open, but you’re so intimidated by their confidence you never manage to form a friendship. But Tom thinks they’re super cool and likes going to the gym when they’re there since they love encouraging people and helping people out whenever they can. They’re ready to throw fists if anyone makes fun of someone for their appearance and Tom manages to be on friendly terms with the twins despite being super awkward.

The twins get worried about Tom cuz he never mentions having any social life and the fact he lives alone so they try inviting him out sometimes but Tom of course refuses.

But when Adrian starts turning up to give Tom something he forgot and leaving, the twins get super excited Tom has a boyfriend, cuz Tom gets all goofy looking and starts humming happily after Adrian leaves, but Tom insists they’re just friends to the twins.

When they ask Tom if Adrian has any single friends, Tom just wonders why they don’t just ask out Adrian cuz he’s their type. But they insist they can’t date Adrian, especially when Tom is a great guy.

And so the twins start hoping Adrian and Tom get together more and more, and get a bit disappointed when Tom dates other people.