#saifah

#people in love are disgusting

Chakri 🤝 Saifah

The National Organization for Characters Organized to Collectively Kill Sex.

Rain: loveable idiot, you cannot shut this man up, have ran halfway across the courthouse and dropped everything he was holding bc he tripped over thin air, both court clerk and the judicial officers have yelled at him over some obscure etiquettes (he's learning the bench very very slowly). befriended the security guards who waved him through screening even though one time he brought a swiss knife (it was sky's) through security screening. babiest of babies. if he forgot lunch one time other people just buy him snacks. an inspiration to others bc he managed to get through law school whilst working, had a string of historically bad dating history and somehow landed a hot lawyer boyfie. will bat for the most hopeless cases and finish it off with "I'm in the court's hand" and the magistrate will stare at him like what do you want me to do with this

Sky: knows the legislation back to front, doesn't really take notes bc he has eidetic memory AND the petty is that strong, rolled out of grad school like a seasoned lawyer. people have conflicting accounts of whether he's actually a hardass or not bc with shady police sergeants he has this sneering look vs with literally everyone else he's a sweet little lamb. normally very sweet and soft spoken to clients, but if they start acting up he will put his foot down. can tell when people lie to him, reality check his clients almost as bad as the magistrates will. had a stalker. or maybe multiple. recipient of multiple bouquets a week, private about his personal life but answers questions when asked. multiple people have seen him on lunch dates with prapai who carries his bags as he should be

Saifah: has shown up in multiple one colour suits (all emerald, all beige, all navy) with the world's saddest runners. reactions to the shoes range from I can't tell him his shoes suck (Rain, Ple) to your colleague needs to get better shoes they're a disgrace to the profession (Sig, Phayu). always tell people his name is phayu. the court broke protocol to call the twins by their first names - Mr Saifah and Mr Phayu - to save the poor registry from further anarchy. they don't even work in the same firm

Sig: gamed in court before and didn't get clocked by the magistrate. tries to be as informal as possible at the bar table and says thank you!! to magistrates, gets scolded for it, never written up and clients spread rumours about how he's a magistrate's son which he never corrects. nonchalantly knows all the new updates and cases, reads cases in his own time and lurks on the open court link to watch proceedings. slouches a lot but is weirdly taller than what everyone thought. on his office days he wears the same pantagonia yellow hoodie or his soccer team jersey

Prapai: has never repeated an outfit, office eye candy number 2 . send his boyfriend flowers weekly, writes lovesick notes 📝 that the florists and delivery girls staunchly ignore. refuses to use a laptop, handwrite all his notes (his writing is the lawyer equivalent of a doctor). bribes admin once systems digitised so they would transcribe his chicken scratch onto the computer. has fancy fountain pens, expensive tie pins, fuckboy cologne, suede leather shoes, is never in anything more casual than slacks and polos. office fashionista, has tattoo sleeves, would unironically wear patterned vests and suspenders, preens when people recall him as "the good looking man with the tattoos". awfully shakespearean in his submissions, openly runs dnd campaigns and trying to recruit his coworkers and friends into joining

Phayu: he's so busy that colleagues have held multiple interventions to get him to rest. has lived 50 lives and has 50 years of experience at the age of 29. is somehow married, has a mortgage, pets, plays instruments, learned languages, is a licensed mechanic and draftsman. a calm tall dude, largely unthreatening to outsiders and friends, weirdly intense once he's locked in. his submissions are vicious though and people don't realise they're being insulted until after the hearing. office eye candy number 1, is so smart people assumed he'll skip being a barrister and will go straight into a judicial role in no time

Stop: fancy private lawyers that get paid to help 1 client a day and insult the police prosecutor (the actual mafia) in open court

Prapai: That could be anyone, what did he look like?

Saifah: Skinny, dark hair, cute, studying architecture…

Saifah, serious: I remember everything about you.

Saifah: I just didn't expect to reconnect under these circumstances.

Name, the tiniest bit wistful: probably disappointing, huh

Saifah, serious: I thought you had become a different person.

Saifah: but the more time I spend with you, the more I see the old name who wanted to be Vin Diesel. And that's enough for me :)

"The day you're released. I'll be waiting for you. We made a promise, didn't we?"

"Why do we have so many promises?"

Angry Sky storming through the door: Rain! What the hell did you tell P'Pai! Why is he sitting at home in the corner like an abandoned sad puppy not talking to me?

Rain (😨): I... I accidentally said that I was not able to get out of bed today because of P'Payu and P'Pai asked if you have ever boasted about him.

(Squeaking) And I said no.

Sky throwing his hands in the air: SWEAR TO GOD RAIN! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO NOW? I HAVE TO FU*K THE DAYLIGHT AND MOONLIGHT OUT OF HIM TO PACIFY HIM.

(Rushing out the door) LORD HELP ME, ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM GONNA SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT RAIN!