#sabaac

Heheehh. Do I still have official Disney Corellian Spike and Coruscant Shift decks that I have yet to unwrap? Yes. Did I still need to get a third Sabacc deck because I actually understand the Kessel variant? Also yes.

Based on a true story! (under the break)

“So, Kenobi and Drakkar are official, huh?” Rex hummed as he looked over his cards. “Who do you think is in charge?”

“what do you mean who’s in charge?” Anakin quirked an eyebrow.

“Kalla.” Trowa and Fish stated in sync, neither bothering to look up from their cards.

“I don’t understand.”

“Rex is asking who’s the top and who’s the bottom.” Anakin recoiled a bit. “And Kalla is definitely the top.”

“What?! I....I don’t think i want to know how you came to that conclusion!” Poor Skywalker was not ready for this conversation, he didn’t usually join the sabaac games, and he was starting to realize why. “Kalla’s a healer, she’s so gentle!”

“You’ve never seen her kill a man with her thighs.” Fish added with a smirk. “And besides, her being a healer is WHY we think she’s a top. She has to keep damn stubborn jedi in bed when they’ve bunged themselves up, she’d have to be dominating.”

“You’ve been awful quiet, Cody. You haven’t anything to say?” Trowa purred at the 212th’s command, he studied his cards intently, before tossing a couple more credits into the pot, Trowa and Rex followed suit.

“He’s a power bottom.” He said finally before putting his winning hand down. The group groaned and threw their cards down.

YUP, this a thing that you read, sorry for your luck!