i went fucking ballistic when i saw this milkshake scene in the trailer and my mind went: OMG THE WEAKNESS FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He reached across the table, wrapped his hands around her glass, and pulled it toward him. “Hey, what are you—” He tilted his head back, took a swig from her glass, and let out a small, orgasmic groan. “The strawberry is better,” he whispered hoarsely. “You know, if you wanted another milkshake you could’ve asked instead of taking mine.” “I want this one.  You order another.” “You’re fucking unreal.” She reached for the glass. He pulled it out of her reach. “No, no, no.” He gave her a sharklike smile. “I’m Daniel Day-Lewis, and you’re Paul Dano. And I’m drinking your fuckin’ milkshake.” WEAKNESS, CHAPTER 5 by RovingOtter on AO3
(you know what's even funny? he's carrying a strawberry milkshake in the gif. im just dead.)
