ARADIA: i guess ive spent enough time here that i just dont see death as the terrible thing the living make it out to be
Have you really spent that long out here? I know that time is weird out in the Furthest Ring, but I didn't think Aradia's personal timeline was that out-of-sync with everyone else's.
Well, I suppose she wouldn't be the first Time Player to have her own personal hours. Maybe she's had an entire psychopomp training arc off-panel.
TEREZI: YOU 4R3 PR4CT1C4LLY B3S1D3 YOURS3LF W1TH G1DD1N3SS 4T TH3 1D34 OF S3RV1NG 4S TH3 M41TR3 D TO 4LL DR34M BUBBL3S TEREZI: YOU LOV3 B31NG TH3 C4R3T4K3R OF W4YW4RD SOULS 4ND DR34M3RS! TEREZI: LUCK1LY YOU M4K3 4N 4DOR4BL3 H4NDM41D TO TH3 M4ST3R OF D34TH, 3SP3C14LLY 1N YOUR CUT3 CH3RRY P1X13 3NS3MBL3
No she fucking wouldn't. We are not encouraging another Handmaid Incident.
TEREZI: OH, 4ND GUYS, JUST FOR TH3 S4K3 OF MULT1CULTUR4L CL4R1TY, W3 TROLLS TR34T D34TH 1TS3LF 4S 4 MYTHOLOG1C4L F1GUR3 TEREZI: H3 1S 4 M4N W1TH 4 FR1GHT3N1NG SKULL FOR 4 H34D 4ND 4 T3RR1BL3 HYPNOT1C GL4R3
English was, literally, the death of Alternia. It only makes sense that he'd bleed into their mythology as the Grim Reaper.
TEREZI: 4LL TH3 L3G3NDS S4Y H3S GOT TH1S SUP3R FOXY H4NDM41D TO DO H1S D1RTYWORK
Sorry, Aradia, but Terezi appears to have the hots for your mom.
Honestly, I'd expect nothing less. Trolls are still people, after all, and the Handmaid is probably one of the tamer hear-me-outs on Alternia!
DAVE: yo terezi weve got a grim reaper too DAVE: shit isnt that novel DAVE: i mean i think even a civilization full of the laziest sons of bitches are gonna make up a myth figure for death DAVE: like oooh watch OUT death is coming for you hes got like DAVE: a SKULL and shit DAVE: i basically have no fucking imagination that sounds badass to me
This is one of the funniest Dave Rambles we've ever had, and I'm not even sure why. Possibly because this is the first time Dave has met most of these people, and this is how he's choosing to introduce himself.
KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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