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That is weird. Rose can’t stand alcohol, and her Momsona clearly retains this trait. I'm not sure I buy Roxy's assumption that she's doing this to fuck with her, either.

Come to think of it, are we sure that this 'mom' is actually Rose Lalonde? She hasn't been named yet, and her activities seem awfully un-Rose like to me. Maybe that's just a cope, and Rose really is a shitty mother, but this just... doesn't seem right, to me.

TG: you sure you even want to play this thing TG: u know its just what the batterwitch wants you to do

Roxy knows what the fuck is up - but unfortunately, she doesn't really have a choice. The inertia of the Alpha Timeline will continue to drive them all forward, and there's (currently) no way to defy it and survive.

Plus, this universe is slowly dying, and meteors are en route as we speak. The kids have to enter the Medium; there's simply nowhere else to go.

GG: Not this again. TG: if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying […] TG: if you go thru with this ill have to add your porfile to my chump roll TG: which is like this real actual thing i maintain

Ahahahaha!

Holy shit, Roxy is fucking great. She reminds me a lot of Dave, but without the self-consciousness that typically characterizes his interactions. Roxy owns her shit - and as a result, her jokes feel a lot less forced. She's not trying to be cool and snarky; she just is.

GG: Have you even obtained your copy yet?? TG: um TG: heh TG: yes "obtianed" TG: suuure did GG: Through your various technologically crypotgraphic means, I presume? TG: oh you bet TG: hacked the SHIT out of those TIGHT mainframes and all

And she's a fucking hacker?

...no.

No, I can't. It's too early.

Still no sign of the mail. Might as well keep the tiaratop on while you look, even if it means suffering through all these bullshit popup ads.

Once again: this might have been funny a couple of years ago, but these days, it's a little too close to reality for comfort.

Wait, isn't that Guy Fieri?

Congratulations, I guess. You'll probably do a decent job, too - it's not like the bar has been particularly high in recent years.

Well, look who’s checking in early!

I guess your appearance isn't much of a ‘reveal’ when you’re basically identical to your predecessor. I could probably have made a 90% accurate guess by just swapping the hair on Rose's sprite.

Also - damn, Roxy. Isn't it, like, 2pm?

Where did you even get that thing? If you've been stealing a few cheeky cocktails from under the Seer of Light's nose, I'll be very impressed, and more than a little worried. Is Rose just completely asleep at the wheel?

TG: jaaaaaaaaaane GG: Omg. GG: Overreact much? I kept you waiting for all of two seconds! GG: Where have you been today? TG: nowhere just chilling here TG: when all of the sudden GG: "All of a sudden." TG: when all of the sudden

That one was on purpose, Jane. She made an artistic choice, and you need to respect it.

TG: it hits me TG: thaf we have somethig really fuckin important to talk about GG: This hit you just now? We made plans to get in touch early this morning, and I have seen neither hide nor hair of you all day.

And it's easy to see why; the girl's been drinking herself into a stupor.

I don't think you need to overthink things, where Jake is concerned. Just like John, he strikes me as a rather straightforward guy, and would probably appreciate the direct approach.

Seriously, just be upfront with your feelings. He'll respond with either "capital! let us begin courting, post-haste!", or "sincerest apologies, my dear compatriot, but my heart lies with my cerulean beauties!"

Either way, the issue will be resolved. Simple as that.

TG: something that says TG: this is totes platonic and everything TG: no eyebrow raising funnybiz is goin on over here TG: but still says you know TG: call me TG: if you wanna

Nah, I'm just fucking with you.

These are teenagers. They're full of big emotions that they don't know what to do with, and they're navigating the treacherous waters of romance without a map. I might have dunked on Eridan when he said it, back in our Hivebent days, but when you're a kid, growing up really is hard, and nobody does understand. Not even you.

Roxy's not going to initiate a frank discussion about her feelings with Jake - she's going to pine for at least fifty pages, and then impulsively confess everything at once, probably in the middle of a crisis. Sometimes, that's just how it goes, when you're a teenager - and it's always how it goes when you're a fictional teenager.

TG: u dont think that if i didnt say he was off limits on account of you being my best friend TG: i wouldnt be all the hell over that????

Wait, ok. So Roxy is pretending she's going to flirt with Jake - but she's really just messing with Jane, because Jane's also into him.

It's nice that there's no bad blood between the two as a result. You just know that in a lesser story, Jane and Roxy would proceed to squabble over this guy until it completely ruined their friendship. Thank you, Homestuck, very cool!

TG: you dont even let me say your dad is hot even though we both know he way the fuck is i mean come one

In every timeline, Roxy is destined to swoon over the prefect gentleman that is Dad Egbert.

GG: I don't see why you don't try to court the favor of Mr. Strider. If you ask me, he and you are perfect for each other. TG: oh jane TG: so naive TG: soooo niaev

The Bro we knew probably shouldn't have been dating anyone. Perhaps this version of him is equally unapproachable, and Roxy knows it - his little out-of-office responder would certainly suggest that that's the case.

GG: How can you be this fargone so early? […] TG: its a lot later here GG: You're three hours ahead of me! TG: youd would be amazed TG: how much can happen TG: in 3 hours GG: Tsk. What would your mother have to say if she caught you? TG: p sure she wouldnt give a shit

Rose, what the fresh fuck!

Look - guys, I know she's not exactly the maternal type, but come on. Even the adult Roxy, absent and alcoholic as she was, at least lifted a finger to keep her daughter safe, and you're telling me Rose can't even clear that bar?

Maybe Roxy's projecting a little. Rose often assumed her mother was acting in bad faith, even when that wasn't necessarily the case, and there's no reason that something similar couldn't be happening here.

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