#4154

Still no sign of the mail. Might as well keep the tiaratop on while you look, even if it means suffering through all these bullshit popup ads.

Once again: this might have been funny a couple of years ago, but these days, it's a little too close to reality for comfort.

Wait, isn't that Guy Fieri?

Congratulations, I guess. You'll probably do a decent job, too - it's not like the bar has been particularly high in recent years.

Well, look who’s checking in early!

I guess your appearance isn't much of a ‘reveal’ when you’re basically identical to your predecessor. I could probably have made a 90% accurate guess by just swapping the hair on Rose's sprite.

Also - damn, Roxy. Isn't it, like, 2pm?

Where did you even get that thing? If you've been stealing a few cheeky cocktails from under the Seer of Light's nose, I'll be very impressed, and more than a little worried. Is Rose just completely asleep at the wheel?

TG: jaaaaaaaaaane GG: Omg. GG: Overreact much? I kept you waiting for all of two seconds! GG: Where have you been today? TG: nowhere just chilling here TG: when all of the sudden GG: "All of a sudden." TG: when all of the sudden

That one was on purpose, Jane. She made an artistic choice, and you need to respect it.

TG: it hits me TG: thaf we have somethig really fuckin important to talk about GG: This hit you just now? We made plans to get in touch early this morning, and I have seen neither hide nor hair of you all day.

And it's easy to see why; the girl's been drinking herself into a stupor.