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Understand My Ship Meme (6/?): 🧊🐲 Edition
Here's RyuuSae, feat. the most blursed colouring I've done so far. I regret nothing. 🫡 Requested by @chrollosnenfish!
I'm cool with Sae and Shidou as a pairing! They're a guilty pleasure, in terms of fanart and fics - people depict their relationship and related activities as SPICY. And I buy it. They're very hot and cold coded, and those characters tend to be explosive when they collide.
I see their canon relationship as somewhat one-sided. Sae endures rather than encourages Shidou. Some of my placements are vague because of that: I think Sae would refuse to be spooned, lend his clothes, or to acknowledge Shidou for the most part. But Shidou is VERY insistent on expressing his affection. I think the prodigy of Real Madrid will eventually warm up to the love bug. Who wouldn't? He's genuinely enthusiastic and devoted. I hope we get to see them together again sometime in the future.
Thanks again for the request! I had fun putting it together. Open to doing more, including for characters I've already covered.
Credits: Gibbarts for the template. Manga panels are from chp128 | chp131; colouring by me (Sae | Shidou). It'd be a shame to leave it gathering dust... so here's a clean version of that Shidou panel with some redraws. No credit needed: have fun colouring/memeing.
4,7,20 and 22 for ryuusae :) especially curious about the family one for reasons (sae and rin)
a ship I adore but don't write much for! I read Ryusae fics pretty often, so it's fun to do some of my own thinking about them. Thanks anon!
4. Favorite non-sexual activity?
Shopping! These two have unique senses of style, and while Sae would probably prefer to get all his clothes online, he'll indulge Shidou and join him at a shopping centre for a date. Shidou enjoys modelling new outfits for his boyfriend's approval, and is more than happy testing out new skincare products with Sae. No comment on what they get up to in the changing rooms
I think they'd also enjoy self-care hang-outs—getting manicures or going to the spa together.
7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?
For Shidou, literally nothing. There isn't a thought in his head that he doesn't vocalise. He tells Sae immediately.
If Sae falls first, similar to Rin he has a crisis about whatever's happening to him: what the hell is the lukewarm feeling in his chest whenever he sees Shidou? Blech! It wouldn't influence his interactions with Shidou that much, but the eye rolling and protests against Shidou's antics became half-hearted.
When they get together, Sae would hesitate to put any kind of label on their relationship, but would privately admit to Shidou that he makes him happy.
20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?
The answer to this greatly depends on when Sae and Shidou get together. If it's right after the U20 match, then Sae's relationship with Rin will tank even further. Like, Shidou only just kicked Rin in the face... and Rin still resents Sae for picking Shidou over Rin to play alongside Sae against the Blue Lock 11. If they're older when Sae and Shidou become an item, Rin still won't be overjoyed—but he's less likely to actively daydream about shanking the pair of them.
Sae's parents have no clue what to make of Shidou, but they do their best to be supportive. If Sae's happy, then they'll try to accept Shidou. Although, his mom might privately complain to her husband about Sae dating the one guy that kicked the shit out of Rin 🫠
We know nothing about Shidou's family, but my sense is that nothing surprises them any more. They might appreciate Sae since he demonstrates a calming effect on Shidou... if they still have a good relationship with Shidou themselves.
No one from Blue Lock is surprised that Shidou has the hots for Sae, but the news that Sae reciprocates his feelings is a bombshell. It's hot gossip, but no one's brave enough to admit to Sae or Shidou's face that their relationship is a surprise.
22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?
I love domestic AU fics where Shidou can cook well and makes nutritious food for Sae 🩷 For that reason alone, I want to say Shidou for this. I don't think he's a exceptional chef or anything, but he puts more effort into learning techniques than the average adolescent. He's also really thrifty with ingredients and tries to minimise food waste.
Sae's a combini-fuelled kid like Rin IMO. He probably gets meals prepared for him at Réal, so he's only really capable of cup ramen levels of cookery. So the fact Shidou cooks is a big point in his favour when he and Sae get together.