#ryuunosuke

Chuuya Nakahara

• Stressed. Deeply stressed. Wants it PERFECT.

• Has been planning for weeks. (Will not admit it)

• Gets you something expensive but meaningful.

• Wine. Definitely wine. Even if you don’t drink wine, he’ll get the best drink imaginable.

• Takes you somewhere classy, but if you say you’d prefer something simple, he adjusts immediately.

• Gets flustered when you thank him.

• "Tch… it’s just a birthday. Don’t make a big deal out of it."

• Meanwhile: He is the big deal.

• Softest moment: Quietly watching you enjoy yourself.

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

• Has no idea what to do. Birthdays??? Emotions??? Lowkey panics.

• Asks Gin for help. (But denies it aggressively.)

• Ends up giving you something small but very personal.

• Probably handmade or something symbolic.

• "I do not understand celebrations… But I acknowledge your existence is… Important."

• This is his love confession btw.

• Stays close to you the entire day like a silent guard dog.

• If anyone ruins your day: They won’t live long.

Atsushi Nakajima

• SO EXCITED. MORE EXCITED THAN YOU.

• Has a whole plan written down.

• Decorations, cake, maybe even a surprise party.

• Worries constantly that it’s not enough.

"Do you like it? Is this okay? Should I-..."

• Please hug him. Immediately.

• Gives you something heartfelt, maybe handmade.

• Happiest when you’re smiling.

• Ends the day with quiet stargazing or something soft and peaceful.

Ranpo Edogawa

• Knew what you wanted before you did.

• Already bought your gift weeks ago.

• Refuses to wrap it. (Please get his lazy ahh to do something productive 💔)

• "You’ll like it. Obviously."

• Somehow gets you the perfect thing.

• Expects praise. Demands it, actually.

• Makes you spend the day doing things he enjoys too.

• Snacks. So many snacks.

• Secretly loves the attention being on both of you.

• "Your birthday is fun. We should do this more often."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

• Unsettlingly calm about it.

• Gives you something… Suspiciously meaningful. Like he understands you on a level you didn’t consent to.

• Quiet, intimate celebration.

• Candles, soft music, controlled atmosphere.

• "Birth is a curious thing. I’m glad yours occurred."

• Smiles gently while saying something mildly existential.

• You’re both comforted and slightly unnerved.

• Would absolutely manipulate the entire day behind the scenes to go perfectly.

Nikolai Gogol

• CHAOS. PURE CHAOS.

• You wake up to confetti. Maybe screaming. Maybe both.

• Planned something completely unhinged.

• Surprise locations, weird games, unpredictable events.

• Somehow… It’s actually fun.

• "Birthdays should be unpredictable! Otherwise what’s the point?"

• Gives you a gift that looks like a joke.

• It’s not. It’s actually thoughtful. Don’t tell him you noticed.

• Ends the day with something oddly sincere before immediately ruining the mood again.

Sigma

• Nervous but determined.

• Wants everything to be perfect but doesn’t know where to start.

• Researches birthdays like it’s a life-or-death situation. (My baby, I love him 😭)

• Prepares a calm, lovely day tailored to you.

• "I hope this meets your expectations…"

• It exceeds them.

• Gives you something very carefully chosen.

• Watches your reaction like it determines his self-worth. (Reassure him pls 🙏🏻)

• Soft, quiet happiness when you thank him.

Yosano Akiko

• Confident. Composed. Knows exactly what she’s doing.

• Treats you like royalty for the day.

• Spa vibes, relaxation, maybe a bit of indulgence.

• "Birthdays are meant to celebrate survival."

• Gives you something elegant and practical.

• Will absolutely drag you out if you try to downplay your own birthday.

• Secretly very affectionate.

• Might tease you but it’s all warmth underneath.

Gin Akutagawa

• Quiet but attentive.

• Notices everything you like.

• Gives you a simple but meaningful gift.

• Doesn’t make a big scene, prefers something lowkey.

• Stays close to you all day.

• Small gestures > Big display.

• "Happy birthday." Soft voice. Devastating effect.

• If you smile, she considers the mission successful.

Kouyou Ozaki

• Elegant, traditional celebration.

• Kimono, tea, refined setting.

• Treats it like an important occasion. (because it is)

• Gives you something beautiful and timeless.

• "A life should be honored properly."

• Very warm but dignified.

• Makes you feel deeply valued and respected.

• Quietly watches over you the entire time.

Ichiyo Higuchi

• PANICS.

• Wants everything to be perfect and overthinks every detail.

• Probably asks Akutagawa for advice and regrets it instantly.

• Ends up doing something very sweet but slightly chaotic.

• "I-I hope you like it!"

• Blushes if you thank her.

• Gives you something thoughtful but slightly mismatched.

• Tries so hard, it’s impossible not to adore it.

that guy in the middle of the pit during a wall of death

flames people for smelling like shit but stinks up the whole house with his body spray

talks with his hands. probably italian in another life

got a german shepard from the pound, and she turned out to be a coyote

overuses so many emojis and hes not ironic at all when he sends 🔥🔥🔥 after every sentence

really bad at telling jokes not because theyre bad but because he laughs at them before he even tells them

spends his saturday mornings at a cars & coffee

his phone is hanging on by a thread. cracked screen, busted speaker, phone charger always catching on fire, but refuses to replace it because it ‘still works’

unnaturally good at claw machine games to the point where he’s banned in arcades in cities he’s only visited once

if he was in an american school he would be that kid reselling snacks out of his bag for 200% the price and still somehow sellout before lunch

refuses to acknowledge when he’s sick until he physically cannot move

that guy who randomly challenges people to races and somehow always wins

tried drinking protein shakes one time and it was so unbelievably bad that he would rather just eat his protein instead

doesnt believe in friendship deterioration. if you were friends once, it might as well be forever

specializes in teaching low income kids sports for free

yells ‘kobe!’ when throwing something, and when he misses he looks around like it was the wind

the only reason he shaves his head so often because his hair is so unbelievably fried from dying it all the time

bought a bike after highschool only to end up getting into an accident so he sold it and spent the money on a fancy dinner with kiyoko as an apology to her for almost dying

they ended up getting couples cars. he got a 2003 outback and she got a wrx

still wears his shoes from highschool, the front all taped together and the shoelaces literally disintegrating

still fights people over shotgun

likes to pretend that he has a spice tolerance but its actually so bad he cant even hae pepperoni

always has a scrape of bruise from doing something reckless, but never puts on bandages or ointments because he ‘believes in natural selection’

talks with his mouth full………………

actually so fucking terrible at whispering 

fast eater. he waits for everyone to get his food, of course, but within the minute its all gone and he’s looking at the menu again.

never makes anyone carry anything heavy, or anything at all if possible, when they’re with him. not to prove his masculinity, but to reassure people that they can rely on him

falls for ragebait 99% of the time