#rye auss

mbj! mj is an artsy tease who likes to lead peter on.

One night after Spider-man had teamed up with the Fantastic Four, Johnny and him were cleaning up afterwards in an alley and Peter just crumpled to the ground as if in pain. Johnny, the empath he is, asks

'omg what's wrong? do you want me to get someone? do i call an-' "SHHHH. can't you just- like- cauterize the wound" '...huh'

"got erm... stabbed"

Peter Parker, Freelance Photographer, has cemented himself as the only person who can take photos of Spider-Man. So when The Fantastic Four are looking for a new photographer, for one of Reed's new products, Johnny (#1 spiderman fan) of course recommends Peter.

When Peter gets the email he half thinks he's dreaming/ half thinks hes been found out, but agrees anyway because moneys money and well. it's the Fantastic Four???

In this au you have a birthmark at the spot where your soulmate will first touch you. Most people have handmarks marks, occasionally an elbow or fingertip. Johnny Storm however, has a foot on his back.

Growing up his sister, with a hand on her shoulder, would tease him endlessly for it- wondering what woman he would piss off enough to kick him. And after he became 'The Human Torch' he always feared his soulmate would be someone he would be forced to fight against. So when he first meets Spider-Man in the middle of a fight while Johnnys hunched over catching his breath, and spiderman gives a quiet "sorry Torch" and uses his back as a launching pad, he doesn't even recognize that spiderman is his soulmate until after the fight.

intern Peter Parker who is Tonys glorified assistant coming to the tower right after school, and Tony Stark prides himself on being an observant guy and hes not liking the picture this new intern is painting.

The kid is always wearing long sleeves and obsessively covers his wrists (to hide the webshooters), and as much as he tries to hide it Tony can always see a bruise or cut poking out his neckline (its hard to swing in the dark). He has never met the kid's parents (They're dead), it feel like peter tries to leaves as late as he can (May works the night shift and he doesn't like being alone), and he has these horrible eyebags that only get worse each day (Spiderman doesn't work during school hours). And Peter is always so jumpy, acting startled as if he heard a crash (he did) and staring wide eyed at doors as if he knows someone is going to come through the door (he does).

So its a tragic love triangle story where they all love each other BUT think the other two just love each other. Elphaba thinks this because Glinda & Fiyero made that clear when they first met, Fiyero thinks this because they ran away together at the Ozdust & Glinda thinks this because of the Lion Cub/Train Scene.

Speaking of! At the train Fiyero doesn't leave, rather him and Glinda run after Elphaba to give her their gifts (the book & the poppy) SO when Elphaba opens the book and sees "I hope you get what you desire" She cant help but think of what Glinda said moments before about wanting the one thing she cant have & Invites them both onto the train.