#ryde

St. Johns Road, Ryde, Isle of Wight.

Ryde, England 1898

NOT REALLY AN ENERGY DRINK SO MUCH AS IT IS AN ENERGY SHOT, BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR $5 FOR A 4-PACK, SO I GOT IT AND MIGHT AS WELL TALK ABOUT IT I WILL SAY THAT THE PACKAGING IS ON POINT. THE LITTLE METAL CANISTER MAKES THIS SHIT FEEL LIKE THE FUTURE THAT SMELLS HORRID. OVERRIPE MANGO ON THE VERGE OF ROTTING. REALLY, "ON THE VERGE" IS GENEROUS. IT JUST SMELLS LIKE A STRAIGHT UP ROTTEN MANGO. I FOISTED IT ON 3 OTHER PEOPLE AND 2 AGREED THAT IT SMELLS GROSS I AM NOW REALLY HESITANT TO ACTUALLY TRY A SIP OF THIS STUFF, BUT I MUST BAD. BAD. BAD. DOES NOT TASTE LIKE ROTTEN MANGO; THAT TURNS INTO A WEIRD (BUT ADMITTEDLY TROPICAL) FRUIT FLAVOUR THAT TAKES A BACKSEAT TO SOMETHING THAT TASTES LIKE NOTHING BUT CHEMICAL THIS DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SOMETHING FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. THIS TASTES LIKE SOMEONE SPRAYED A BUNCH OF TROPICAL SCENTED AIR FRESHENER INTO A BIT OF WATER WITH A BAD ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER DISSOLVED INTO IT. THIS IS WHAT A TROPICAL FLAVOURED BOWEL PREP FORMULA BEFORE A COLONOSCOPY WOULD TASTE LIKE. IN FACT, HAVING HAD TO DRINK SOME OF THAT STUFF IN THE PAST, I CAN SAY THAT STUFF ACTUALLY TASTED BETTER THAN THIS THIS IS NOT AN ENERGY DRINK, AS I SAID, SO I AM HESITANT TO RATE IT, BUT THE THING THAT GIVES ME CAUSE TO DO SO IS THAT I HAVE HAD A GOOD ENERGY SHOT BEFORE. SMART ENERGY DOES ONE. IT'S REALLY GOOD. FRANKLY, I MAY HAVE RATED THAT ONE A BIT TOO LOW; I'VE COME TO ACTUALLY RATHER ENJOY THE TASTE. SO I KNOW THEY CAN BE DONE WELL. THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL AND IF IT WAS ANY MORE THAN 60ML IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED A WAR CRIME 1/10

Courtesy: Winkworth

Unknown Photographer.

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