Pt 2 b/c you guys loved these sm
Taps his phone screen too hard and squints at it
Googled āPeggingā because Soap told him to
āIām just going to rest my eyesā and falls into comatose for 8-10 years
Was the best man at Laswellās wedding and still cries today thinking about it
Does the dad-sneeze thing
Supporter of small businesses
Vanilla > chocolate ice cream will get into a heated argument over this
Will put on a 19th-century oil tycoon accent when asking questions about technology to make light of the situation
This started when he didnāt know how to change the wallpaper on his iPhone
Laswell does an incredible impression of his impression
HOLIDAY DAD! Absolutely shite with gifts but will wake up at 3 am to set up everything and give you a good holiday
Very comfortable in his masculinity from raising two daughters, made sure to teach himself how to raise them to be smart and safe, and actively does his best to keep himself in check and support the women in his life
His oldest, 15, made him and her little sister go to pride and he voluntarily wore a shirt that said āfree dad hugsā
Got Price to say āGirl trust you will be dealt withā and had to get Soap to punch him so he could breathe again
Bisexual w/ a preference for women
Needs two triple-shot espressos every morning
Hates oat milk; thinks it's grainy
Is lactose intolerant though
But heās not the shit-your-brains-out lactose intolerant, heās the wallow-in-pain-on-the-bathroom-floor-for-eighty-minutes lactose intolerant
Turkey hater. Not the animal, the food. Thinks itās dry and flavorless
Okayish cook, phenomenal baker.
Will leave baked goods in the sergeant's/lieutenant's and captain's offices/breakrooms and act surprised when he sees the plate of freshly baked brownies
Tried smoking weed, hated it.
Middle child of an older sister and a younger brother
Can make balloon animals out of anything balloon-like (condoms included)
Has a TikTok, makes TikTok references
Loves cats and dogs equally, but had only dogs growing up so heās not really sure how to deal with cats
In a constant state of "trying his best"
Dick stick-n-poke tattoo on his calf
Disgusted at Ghostās hygiene
Loves the holidays; this man goes fucking insane for Christmas lights and his house is the biggest source of light pollution in the entirety of the UK
RELIGIOUSLY a supporter of small businesses. Loves little family-run stores and buys local produce/groceries all the time
Highlighter kid in grade school
Blamed a fart on Gaz and asked him if he was feeling āGazzyā (Garrick smacked the shit out of him)
Makes gagging noises over comms to fuck with Price
Knows what kinning is, kins Rainbow Dash
Coffee does the opposite for him; heāll be bouncing off the walls and youāll hand him a double shot espresso and heās calm as all fuck
GREAT AT READING SOCIAL CUES THOUGH
Really knows how to read body language and will step back if anyone gets uncomfortable
Youngest of 3 brothers and one older sister (sheās second to oldest amongst his siblings)
Will literally sit at home in full tactical gear
Loves horror movies but gets super scared
Hates birds. No one knows why.
Doesnāt drink, prefers virgin versions of alcohol
Drunk Kƶnig is a sad Kƶnig
Wore headgear because of his teeth when he was in middle school
Favorite color is yellow but does love green!
Will accidentally man-handle people because he forgets his strength
Always so terribly sorry about it
Has had his license revoked an uncountable number of times (currently does not have a license)
Horrifyingly good aim with anything and everything. Will chuck trash across the house and somehow land it in the bin
Will lean his head down slightly if someone he respects (and is shorter than him) is talking
One of those dog people thatās like āI fucking hate cats.ā And then you find them napping together, and heās carrying the cat in the hood of his jacket, and he sneaking them treats, and heās talking to them in a baby voiceā¦
Wins staring contests, always
Knows his staring is bad, but doesnāt really do anything to change it
Speaking of which, heās got a horrible German stare (google it)
Spaces out and sways side to side slightly, unaware that heās been glaring lasers into an unsuspecting private for like a solid forty seconds.
Doesnāt know what kinning is but would kin Winter Soldier / Bucky Barnes
Likes sensory toys but will never buy one because he thinks theyāre too obvious.
Really wants a sensory slug
Definitely the jealous type but will not say a single fucking word
Soft spot for animals and young children
Likes drinking for a buzz, but will easily stop himself. He doesnāt like being unaware of his surroundings
Edibles > mass amounts of alcohol
Little fidgeting -> rubbing his thumb across the side of his index finger, squeezing his hands, twitching his feet but not enough to tap them, playing with the hems of stuff
Mirrors in his house are covered/removed
Wants a pet but wonāt get one because he doesnāt like the idea of something relying on him, only to abandon them or discard them. Heās away for work often so itās not like they would be taken care of
Doesnāt actively seek partners because he doesnāt think heās worth it
Behind the confident, stoic attitude, heās a man who doesnāt value himself and therefore, if he does have feelings for anyone, doesnāt put in the effort to pursue them or he tries to kill the warm feelings in him.
Better to be alone than to hurt someone he cares about
Screams at Football (US) games
Thinks he can out-grill Price; cannot.
Lost his kids in the divorce
Thinks no-sock loafers are the way to go
Doesnāt wear socks that much, actually
Mint nā chip ice cream kinda guy
āBut if the roles were reversedā¦ā
Doesnāt have a problem with climate change, and thinks that the weather is getting nicer so, if anything, the climate is just getting better
Left-handed and makes a big deal out of it
Gets really up in the ass about calling soccer āfootballā (not ironically)