Red vs Blue S17:E12 - Theogeny Thoughts
FIRST MEMBER SPOILERS BELOW
So weâre starting off with Grif on the obstacle course from Hell.
Grif wanting his initials on the scoreboard to be ASS is beautiful.
Big brother Grif to the rescue!
Oh shit, are they pulling a Bruce Banner/Hulk with Doc and OâMalley
Wash loading a bullet for each of his fallen friends đ
BAMF DOC!
Jesus fuck Kai what did you do
Oh no Kai baby
The fuck Grif whatâs your damage!?
Oh YAY real Grif to the rescue!
HE WASNâT DRAFTED! GRIF WASNâT DRAFTED! HE FUCKING ENLISTED TO RUN AWAY FROM A SHITTY HOME LIFE! WE FINALLY HAVE THE REAL FACTS GUYS!
What an amazing Grif Sibling moment
Sarge: âSmoke em if you got em, Sargeâ hey how, no need for that Genkins language
Finally on to Simmonâs Labyrinth
Aaaaaaaaand they turn his into a giant joke. Figures. *sigh* Well, we got some good Donut and Grif centric shit these last few seasons so I canât complain. Maybe Simmons will get his next season.
Tucker had a panic attack đ
Grif smacking Kai for fucking with Tucker gives me life
And we get completely cockblocked on Cabooseâs Labyrinth. Not gonna lie, Iâm little disappointed on how this seasons has glossed over Cabooses character during certain scenes. But, I also understand that theyâre taking the time to focus on characters that havenât had a chance to shine in the spotlight, so I canât be too upset. I still feel like they could have had something more than âI was hungryâ, as a labyrinth for him.
Grif and Sarge both agreeing they want nothing to do with Carolinaâs Labyrinth đą
Awww yeah KICK YOUR ASS CAROLINA!
AAAAAAAH! THE MOI!!!
Not gonna lie, I almost expected past Carolina to pull Epsilon out at the last second and throw our Carolina completely off guard.
And the power of friendship wins
Oh hey Labyrinth AI
Genkins- AH LABYRINTH HAS THE CLUB!
FUCK HIM UP!
THEY ALL HAVE CLUBS! I love it!
Oh. Well shit.
Genkins: âHOW ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW DO YOU DO IT!?â Sheer dumb luck, bro. You should know. Youâve lived out the whole series.
Oh hey, Lopez is alive. Called it.
Lord what a psychopathic laugh.
Iâm actually kinda gonna miss Genkins.
âOnly one paradox left to go.â Fuck.
Excuse me?! I did not ask for this beautiful sad music during this moment!
Caboose: âAs long as itâs not Tuesday between 1 and 12â What kinda plans you got then, buddy?
Im actually surprised Grif still wants pizza after all that.
Wait, so no Donut next season? :(
Poor Lopez, as if he hasnât seen enough shit already.
Sarge: âYou know itâs a real shame I donât speak Spanish?â GRIF DOES!
A bit lackluster for a Season finale, the most exciting moment being Carolina vs Carolina but as far as wrapping up stories go, I think Jason and Miles did a fantastic job concluding Joeâs. This season finally got Donut the recognition he deserved and also fillled in a few of the series plot holes.
I donât know if Jason will be working on the next season or not, but if he is, I look forward to seeing what kind of story he has cooked up for the Reds and Blues.




















