THE AMAZING, CUBICAL, MYSTERIOUS GAME-WORLD! (Part 1)
(Refer tumblr.com/runjumpkauf/760050868958707712 To Understand This Post's First & Second & Third Sentences.)
Hello, I'm runjumpkauf. In August 28, 2024, I Said,
"I'm A Professional Post-Writer For The Amazing Digital Circus. But I Don't Want To Mannerisming By Only Filling The Void With The Amazing Digital Circus. So, I Changed My Policy To Review In "The Amazing Digital Scoops" + "Official Trailer Scoops" Together!"
And This Is THE AMAZING, MAGICAL, MYSTERIOUS GAME-WORLD! 2nd Of The Saga.
I Was Just Looking For Something Hilarious To Watch On YouTube. But Oh-Me-Oh-My, I Saw Something Literally Hilarious.
And One Minute Thirty Seven Seconds Later.....Of Coursely, I Realized A Minecraft Movie Is Multiverse Of Minecraft. Or Multiverse Of Madness?
And With This Mania Ideas, I Decided To Write Down The Synopsis From The Trailer In This Post.
So, Let's Began This Wacky Terrarium!
Once Upon A Time, There Lived A Naive Big City, Named "Idaho". Garrett, Henry, Natalie, And Dawn. (Not A "Dawn" Who Met With Nasty Insulting Spoiled-Brat.) These Four Know At Least A Bit Or Bit More About Minecraft.
And One Day, The Four Addventurers Ended Up In The Wacky Minecraft World, Due To An Unexpected Accident.
And The Four Addventurers Arrive At The World Of "End", And Suddenly Fight The Dragon That Lives In The End. But Of Course, They Defeated And Runned. And Somehow They Ended Up In The Place Called, "Overworld".
Then, They Discover A Village Of Overworld, And Use It As A Base To Prepare To Everything To Fight The Dragon For Escape This Wacky, Looney, Travelsome Worlds.
.....I Think, But I Believe This Is Real Story.
Henry The Boy & Natalie The Girl: Henry And Natalie Are Siblings, And They Had Recently Moved To Idaho And Were Livin' A Ordinary Life. And They Find Minecraft Worlds, And Go Through.
Dawn The Real Estate Agent: She Helped Henry And Natalie, Double Of Who Moved To Idaho, But She Ended Up Entering And Go Through To The World Of Minecraft.
Garrett The Champion: He Was Once A Greatest Super-Player Of Video Games. However, Other Super-Players Have Enjoyed And Destroyed His Record One By One, So He Is Obsessed With Fame, Unless He Go Through To Minecraft Worlds!
.....Well, That Dosen't Happen, These Are Just Occupations For Guessing The Story, So It Doesn't Matter You Skip.
Steve The Jack Black: He Is A Human Of Minecraft World, And His Role Is To Help Four Addventurers. And If You Watch The Trailer Closely, You Can See That He Is The Owner Of "Steve's Lava Chicken!". It Looks Delicious But I Don't Want Lava-Spice.
Alex The Watchamajigger: I Hope She Appears.
Pink-Furred Sheep: It Is So Ugly That All Of People Said About: Accursed, Ill-Conditioned, Infernal, Unprincipled, Spineless(I Don't Know If Sheep Have Spines.) Monsterous, Distasteful(Wait, What?), Felonious, Gross, Naughty, Foul, Grave, Miss-Created, Spoiled, And Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah!
Llama: This Alpaca-Shaped Llama Makes A Growl Reminiscent Of A Pig. And When It Saw The Flocks Of Piglins, It Wasn't Scared. Am It Brave Or Just Ignoring It?
Wolf: I Don't Know What This Creature's Role.
Piglins: The Villains Of A Minecraft Movie, It Is A Creatures That Lives In The World Of "Nether". And In The Trailer It Was Shown Invading The Overworld Riding A "Hot-Ghast-Balloons"!
Ghasts: The Villains Of A Minecraft Movie, It Is A Creatures That Lives In The World Of "Nether". I Was Curious About The Relationship Between Piglins And Ghasts, And Now I Know!
Creepers: Needless To Say, This Is Exploding-Kind Monster!
And.....I Tried To Find Out More About This, But This Is All I Could Find, So, I Will Post Part 2 Once The Main Trailer For This Movie Is Released.
So, STEP RIGHT THIS WAIT!
P.S. As Everyone Knows, The Teased-Teaser For This Movie Was Met With Reviews Are Very Harshness Disappointment, But I Found It To Be Quite Great. Becuase I Am Truly Proud Of Their Nobleness!
P.S.2. Could You Imagine, Pigs, Cows, Chickens, Mooshrooms, And Above All, Squid, Turning As Ugly Like A Pink-Furred Sheep? Wowie-Zowie!
P.S.3. They Choose "The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour" As The Teaser Music. Which Is So Great Because It Fits The Topic Of The Minecraft Game Quite A Bit!
P.S.4. Okay, So, If You Ask Me If I Like Minecraft. I Like It, But Since I Had To Spend A Lot Of Cashes To Buy It. So I Had To Watch On YouTube. (I Mean, I'm Worker, But Salary Is Low, So I'm Not Go Through To Yet.)
P.S.5. This Post Took Me Over An Day To Be. For Real.