#ruinlost

❝ yet another one of my better qualities. ❞ whaaat, it's almost starting to sound like ALL of his qualities fall under that generously-sized umbrella. ( because he's perfect, that's why! ) ❝ anywho, did you hear that frosty one is going to croak in a DAY? you might wanna call dibs on their stuff. ❞

well, that was just uncalled for.

well, wouldja look at that? there's numbers appearing in the air with every "successful" punch — that has to count for something, right? the numbers are completely random.

❝ may i have the honor of introducing the humble tornado potato? ❞

@ruinlost &&. said... ”would you say a doughnut is a bagel or is it the other way around …”

❝  if  ya  wanna  get  technical,  it's  actually  neither!  you're  basically  doing  the  baked  goods  equivalent  of  comparing  apples  to  oranges,  row-row.  ❞  oh,  check  it  out  —  he's  suddenly  wearing  a  MASSIVE  pair  of  thick-rimmed  glasses  just  a  smidge  too  big  for  his  head.  shadow  milk  makes  it  a  point  to  push  them  up  before  continuing.  ❝  doughnuts  are  cakey  and  usually  fried  —  SOMETIMES  baked  if  you're  a  freak  who  hates  whimsy.  bagels,  on  the  other  hand,  are  more  closely  related  to  bread!  just  because  they  share  the  same  shape  does  NOT  mean  they're  cozying  it  up  in  the  same  food  group.  ❞  the  beast  nudges  his  oversized  glasses  again  —  then,  makes  a  face  like  he's  bitten  into  a  lemon  when  he  realizes  his  finger  has  smudged  the  glass.

❝  now,  if  you  want  to  start  some  REAL  food  discourse...  the  question  you  should  be  asking  is  whether  or  not  a  churro  could  be  considered  a  long  doughnut.  ❞

❝ ... do you mind sharing with the class what in earthbread's name THAT is supposed to mean? ❞

"what kinda media are you looking at for intellitrons??"

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"Whoooooa whoa whoa whoa!" He begins, drawing his hands up in a form of mock surrender. Careful with that blade known as words here!

❝  ooh,  orange  spice!  it's  a  black  tea  flavored  with  orange  peel,  cinnamon  and  clove  —  a  personal  favorite  of  mine.  the  citrus  notes  remind  one  of  summertime,  but  the  spices  are  warm  and  perfect  for  a  cold  wintery  evening.  'tis  the  perfect  drink  year  round,  if  i  do  say  so  myself...  and  i  do!  ❞

what?  were  you  looking  for  a  different  kind  of  tea?