❝ if ya wanna get technical, it's actually neither! you're basically doing the baked goods equivalent of comparing apples to oranges, row-row. ❞ oh, check it out — he's suddenly wearing a MASSIVE pair of thick-rimmed glasses just a smidge too big for his head. shadow milk makes it a point to push them up before continuing. ❝ doughnuts are cakey and usually fried — SOMETIMES baked if you're a freak who hates whimsy. bagels, on the other hand, are more closely related to bread! just because they share the same shape does NOT mean they're cozying it up in the same food group. ❞ the beast nudges his oversized glasses again — then, makes a face like he's bitten into a lemon when he realizes his finger has smudged the glass.