every creature feature song be like
it be called something like leave no survivors
*door opening and creaking sound effect*
*instrumental thats literally the chorus instrumental for 30 seconds* I DISCOVERED SOMETHING CRAZY, I MADE ZOMBIES REAL AND THEY WANNA KILL ME
*epic guitar solo* im possessed by a demon so im evil and nefarious, and have i mentioned insane now🎶🎶
(half of the chorus)
THE DEAD HAVE REVENGE ON MY SOUL or something
*sample of some old horror movie overlayed by more wood creaking and digging sound effects*
(entire chorus repeated 2x)
MY WIFE DIED SEVEN YEARS AGO AND IM SAD SO I KEEP HER LIVER IN A SHOEBOX UNDER MY PILLOW!!!!!!
(chorus again)
(a really fast one off part of the song that the most amazing thing to ever grace your ears)
(chorus then outro that consists of at least 3 of the prior sound effects)
